For All Those Opposed To Organized Religion..

[Prometheon]

I think the Romans were the single most hedonistic culture in the history of humanity. They would have huge feasts, gorge themselves, go puke, come back and eat some more, and were also all about the sodomy.

[ecnarf]

Those were my ancestors, bitch.

[Prometheon]

That explains a lot.

[Ruettiger]

Those were my ancestors, bitch.

Do you practice your heritage?

[ecnarf]

No, but I'm trying to find a girl who'll buy the line...

[matrix]

I highly doubt she'll buy the line if you include 'bitch'.

 

 

 

 

 

Just a thought.

[ecnarf]

Nonsense. Women like being cursed at.

[matrix]

Is that why you haven't gotten laid in 17.5 years?

[ecnarf]

I fail to see a correlation.

[Shakakahn]

and told to bake things

[Crusader]

You know. I bet some girls do like the swearing.

[matrix]

You know. I bet some girls do like the swearing.

Actually, a lot do.

[Shakakahn]

beating too? if so I need phone numbers

[ecnarf]

Fact: Women secretly love getting beaten.

[Crusader]

Fact: I'd hit you if you did.

[ecnarf]

You know it.

[no yu begin wher i end]

No, but I'm trying to find a girl who'll buy the line...

Just tell her you forgot the condoms.

[ecnarf]

"Shit, I forgot the condoms! Baby, be a doll and take it up the ass."

 

Classic.

[no yu begin wher i end]

And if she doesn't go for that, there's always the strawberry shortcake (if you don't know what that is, look it up on urbandictionary.com).

[ecnarf]

I'm a donkeypuncher myself.

[Azalroth]

To even say that your a "donkeypuncher" would suggest that you have sex...but you don't do you?

 

Oh and by the way that's just sad that you said that your a donkeypuncher, cruel punishment to the chick.

 

I started to read this thread about religion and the control it entails and promptly gave up... I hate religion and everythin it stands for so I'm not even going to contribute to this debate

[cringleman]

Wow, angry, Azalroth.

 

As for the disbelief at the lack of a word for homosexuality in Greek, while I can't offer a scholarly reason for it, I can shed some hypothetical light on why it could have been the case: perhaps it was just too mundane to bother making a word for.

 

To my knowledge, the ancient Greeks (and the Romans, too, I think) just had sex with everyone and anyone. What would be the point in making a word for someone who exclusively has sexual relations with men, if that didn't exist? Back then, sex was sex, and you just partook in it with whomever you so chose -- personal preference was just a matter of taste, not 'orientation.'

 

We don't have a word in English (nor any other language I'm familiar with) for people who don't like seafood, after all, nor for someone (like me) who has a massive appetite for hamburgers.

 

Unless you count 'hamburglar.'

[ecnarf]

Interesting response, Cringleman.

 

Although I'm sure it would be very easy to come up with some Greek or Latin hybrid to describe someone who doesn't like seafood.

[Shakakahn]

JUGHEAD!

[Lauren]

why isn't there a word for not virgins?