If Canada Was Invaded

[supercanuk]

You can both be in my merry band of men and women! we'll ravage the countryside with strategic strikes against facist bastards and have massive bbq's under trees and beautiful night sky!

[Azalroth]

ohhhhh food...just reminded me that I don't have anythin for lunch and I'm starvin like a marvin (yea I know it doesn't make sense)

[ecnarf]

I can see it now... Uncle Erik's Fun Time Militia Brigade.

[supercanuk]

I can see it now... Uncle Erik's Fun Time Militia Brigade.

BAHAHA BEST NAME EVER

 

That is exactly what it will be called... let our proclamation go throughout the land, Uncle Erik's Fun Time Militia Brigade will be comming to a town near you, and if you aren't feeding us, prepare to be pillaged lol...

[ecnarf]

I call rank of Major. Then I'll change my name to Richard. Just so I can be Major Dick.

[Lauren]

i'll be den mother. and no one gets to have sex with me.

[ecnarf]

That's hardly fair.

[Lauren]

if i get knocked up, i can't keep my baby around a bunch of hoodlums.

[supercanuk]

Sure you can! the child can also join the brigade and we'll be like one big happy militia family!

[garsk]

Sure you can! the child can also join the brigade and we'll be like one big happy militia family!

wow, it would be just like if you guys lived in alabama. shot gun/bible in one hand, and a child in the other.

[Some Random]

defend her? canada's a woman?

 

i might join a resistance group or something, depending on how shitty things got, but i wouldn't outright 'take up arms' and march off to die for the idea of a country.

[Ryan44]

i would kill for canada. and a lot of things actually. i would fight. and pwn the adversary. this is no joking matter. id be on the front.

[no yu begin wher i end]

Realistically, I'd probably be one of those stone-throwing kids who gets owned by a tank. Seriously though, this is my home, I'm proud to live in such a great country, and I'll be damned if anyone imposed their imperial will over me. I'd fucking fight, but probably with the army. They've got the guns, after all.

[Lauren]

Sure you can! the child can also join the brigade and we'll be like one big happy militia family!

sort of like the mansons, aside from the drugs and mind control?

 

They've got the guns, after all.

 

jim morrison said in a song "they've got the guns but we've got the numbers"

Edited August 25, 2006 by Lauren

[Ryan44]

guns own numbers any day.

[Crusader]

Especially when people line up?

[Ryan44]

especially. thats when guns are at their best.

[no yu begin wher i end]

guns own numbers any day.

M-16 > hippies.

[Ryan44]

tiny handguns > hippies

[Lauren]

what if the guns don't have bullets?

 

 

p.s. that song came on shuffle just as i clicked on this thread. five to one by the doors.

[no yu begin wher i end]

So what? They're hippies. What'll they do? Not bathe on me?

 

I crack me up.

[Ryan44]

u crack me up to. thats funny. lock and load mon frere.

[Lauren]

no love for the poor hippies.

[no yu begin wher i end]

Ever see that South Park episode where the hippies have their music festival and the only way to get them to leave is by blaring Slayer from the speakers? That was awesome.

 

But back on topic, all these people who are saying that they'd join or start militias are a bit misguided. Where would they get their weapons, their training, and their support? Foreign backers? Hezbollah has Iran, the IRA had several supporters in the US, FLQ got training in Cuba, and a lot of those terror groups in Europe in the 70s were connected to communist-bloc regimes. As well, AK-47s aren't really as readily available here as they are in, say, Afghanistan or Iraq. The best bet for weapons would be the army. Black market would probably be too expensive and too much of a chance of getting ripped off or caught in a sting.

[somnambulist]

Depends on who's invading and what they want, and how brave I feel, I suppose. However I think if we actually were invaded we'd fall pretty quickly. We really have nothing.l