What Is Your Fave Car/dream Car?

[ecnarf]

Not so much around here.

 

And I know that they're the same. The difference is there's no back row in the Nissan. Therefore, the perfect formula:

 

six cylinder engine in front

six speed manual transmission in the middle

rear wheel drive

hot girl in passenger seat

 

Although you'd need a convertible for full effect, and I've heard the 350 convertible doesn't stand up to its competitors.

[RicardoObviouso]

plus its ugly (cab version). it looks like a pontiac solstice from behind.

Edited July 13, 2006 by one_trick_pony

[ecnarf]

Yeah, I think the G35 is better designed than the Nissan, but the Infiniti is more luxury than sport/performance, I think.

[Lauren]

but what colour would you get it in?

[ecnarf]

The only acceptable colour - black.

[Lauren]

black is boring and done too much.

[RicardoObviouso]

the blue and 'sunset' that nissan offer are both sexy. fore the g35 its gotta be either black or silver. although if you can get them to build you a red with black interior, you have yourself a rare version. they hate building red w/ black.

[ecnarf]

For good reason, too. Red only looks good with a few select cars.

 

Those cars begin and end with Ferrari, of course.

[RicardoObviouso]

lexus SC430.

 

 

the ONLY color that car looked good in. and there were only something like 3 built with black leather interiors.

[ecnarf]

Wasn't that the convertible that reportedly sucked?

[RicardoObviouso]

i'm talking 1st gen. coupe. 300 horspower 4L

 

 

wanna talk about engine roar? that was amazing. my dad owned it year 1. red with..... you guessed it. black leather.

[ecnarf]

Suddenly, red with black leather becomes a Freudian thing.

[RicardoObviouso]

it's nothing to do with that. i will probably never own a red car in my life. it just happens to be a VERY rare color combo for autos. my dad knew this, flashed the cash in the salesman's face on the last day of the first month the car was available and got his wish.

 

you can get pretty much whatever you want from a car dealer on the last day calendar day of a month.

[ecnarf]

Then I'll find me a female salesperson and get me a happy ending with my car.

 

I can do that, right?

[RicardoObviouso]

it's definetly worth a shot.

 

 

 

 

if all elses fails... you have 24 hours to return the car.

[ecnarf]

That'll teach the bitch.

[RicardoObviouso]

it will be the greatest when the sales manager asks why you're returning it.

 

 

 

the best thing now is that when you buy, all the promises the salesperson makes HAVE to appear on the invoice. so basically if you can get the salesperson to commit to buying you a case of beer, or in your case, have sex with you. its a legal contract.

[ecnarf]

I was thinking more along the lines of a blowjob. Full sex would be really tough to negotiate.

[RicardoObviouso]

well... what IS sex?

 

 

 

lauren, help us out, hun.

[ecnarf]

Nothing penetrative below the belt, in my books.

[RicardoObviouso]

i agree.

 

 

 

 

 

 

a blowjob would be a nice bonus. though i dont recall ever seeing any women at a dealership that i would negotiate a blowjob from.

[ecnarf]

That would simply add an element of fun to buying a car. Dealerships will have to hire attractive female salespeople if they want my business.

[Shiri]

Any car that's working will be enough for me right now.

[Lauren]

i think of heterosexual sex as penis in vagina. but make her do whatever you want. but sexual harassment is somehting you might have to deal with.

[ecnarf]

Sexual what now?