Words To Get Drunk By

[ecnarf]

No matter how pretty

No matter how full of class

To somebody somewhere

She's a pain in the ass

 

Go.

[garsk]

i dont get this thread

[no yu begin wher i end]

"It's a good idea..."

 

"You're a teenager, therefore you're invincible..."

 

"Nothing but good will come of this..."

[Guest jsunC]

i really don't know any.. or can't remember any, and we all know i'm not clever enough to think up one on the spot.

[Dan #3]

"That spot'll clear up in no time."

[jtb]

"were gonna drink you pretty"

 

"don't eat the big tequilla worm"

[Guest apsham]

"I'm going to be at the party too..."

[Computer]

"I regret to inform you that you have testicular cancer."

[Dan #3]

"And also, colon cancer."

[Prometheon]

"Why don'tcha get that cock out of your mouth and replace it with a beer?"

[heyrabbit]

auld lang syne baby

[Azalroth]

Lois: "Your drunk"

Peter: "No, I'm exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking"

 

**** Isn't this how it really goes ****

Brian: "Your drunk"

Stewie: "Your sexy"

 

Quagmire: "Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I."

 

Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.

 

My all time favorite drinking quote from Family Guy

 

Peter: "C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore."

[RicardoObviouso]

Lois: "Your drunk"

Peter: "No, I'm exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking"

 

**** Isn't this how it really goes ****

Brian: "Your drunk"

Stewie: "Your sexy"

 

Quagmire: "Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I."

 

Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.

 

My all time favorite drinking quote from Family Guy

 

Peter: "C'mon, let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore."

those are all fuckin gold, my friend.

 

 

 

 

the only words i have to get drunk by are "LAST CALL!" i think the last time i heard that i hadnt a drink in me, and my two buddies and i ordered $105 worth of drinks on last call.

 

6 rye & cokes

9 dr peppers

3 tanq & 7s

 

 

i dont recall drinking all of them.

[Azalroth]

Now that's a succesful last call

 

And thanks you, and thank you family guy.

[ecnarf]

I especially like the

 

Brian: You're drunk.

Stewie: You're sexy.

[Azalroth]

Indeed that one is a classic

 

One tequila two tequila 3 tequila...floor

 

 

Although I haven't had that happen with tequila

[mself084]

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson

[jtb]

One tequila two tequila 3 tequila...floor

 

 

Although I haven't had that happen with tequila

 

Hmmm well I guess I should start mixing the drinks for you and sparq.. then well see how fast you hit the floor or maybe lose your wallet.. LoL

[Dan #3]

Indeed that one is a classic

 

One tequila two tequila 3 tequila...floor

 

 

Although I haven't had that happen with tequila

I have. Except, replace "floor" with "rock ground" and "fire."

 

I'm never touching that stuff again.

[little miss sunshine]

Indeed that one is a classic

 

One tequila two tequila 3 tequila...floor

 

 

Although I haven't had that happen with tequila

and replace floor with "puking on the floor of the bar"

[Azalroth]

One tequila two tequila 3 tequila...floor

 

 

Although I haven't had that happen with tequila

 

Hmmm well I guess I should start mixing the drinks for you and sparq.. then well see how fast you hit the floor or maybe lose your wallet.. LoL

oh piss off you and your anti-christ drink maker

 

and I only lost the wallet once, can I never let that down? (side note for others: The wallet was somehow kicked under my bed, I don't remember how I got to my room, I remember swiping in, after that...I dunno what happened.)

[Hoverball]

How about this classic:

 

"Don't drink to get drunk, drink because you like the taste"...spoken by a true alcoholic.

 

On the same note, in a recent poll of over 1,000 people (M&W), here were the approximate results:

 

50% drink to get drunk

25% drink to get laid

15% drink for the taste

10% drink for (whatever other reason...I forget)

[Azalroth]

How about this classic:

 

"Don't drink to get drunk, drink because you like the taste"...spoken by a true alcoholic.

 

On the same note, in a recent poll of over 1,000 people (M&W), here were the approximate results:

 

50% drink to get drunk

25% drink to get laid

15% drink for the taste

10% drink for (whatever other reason...I forget)

Yea I'd say that sounds about right

 

Nice quote though

[ecnarf]

The taste? Most people who don't drink don't do it because they don't like the taste. Those people are annoying.