Summer Plans

[Lauren]

do you think perhaps they would let me have a job doing that even if it isn't allowed? i am special, you know.

[ecnarf]

I think what you're looking at is called an "escort", Lauren.

 

Oh, come on, pretty female caddies + 50-something businessmen? You know what you're getting into.

[Spritzup]

uhhh, working, 'saving' money, get another tattoo. The rest I just kind of play by ear.

[Kyle86]

same thing I do every night... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

[RicardoObviouso]

do you think perhaps they would let me have a job doing that even if it isn't allowed? i am special, you know.

most golf courses hire young ladies such as yourself to drive a golf cart equipped with a beer filled cooler from hole to hole to sell to thirsty golfers. not only do you get to drive around a golf course all day in a golf cart, you get cash tips from rich men. its a good job, i'd say.

Edited June 17, 2006 by one_trick_pony

[ecnarf]

I've heard those cart-driving people disable the speed limiter and go nuts with the cars. My cousin's boyfriend once managed to tip one of the damn things right over.

[RicardoObviouso]

i've seen it happen. fuckin guy broke arm and dislocated his shoulder trying to stop it from tipping.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

speaking of tipping... i wish i got tips

[RicardoObviouso]

ohhhh, im gonna shut up

[ecnarf]

speaking of tipping... i wish i got tips

Is tipping really appropriate in your line of work? Just wondering.

[Seanathon]

hmm

 

I'm going to keep working, and take a week off in August and hopefully add on to my tattoo at that point. Then I'm going to work some more, and then summer will be over.

 

Good times.

[jtb]

I'm gonna work my ass off and see what happens after that.

[Hoverball]

I've heard those cart-driving people disable the speed limiter and go nuts with the cars. My cousin's boyfriend once managed to tip one of the damn things right over.

3 words: 'Jackass: The Movie'

[Ruettiger]

I've heard those cart-driving people disable the speed limiter and go nuts with the cars.  My cousin's boyfriend once managed to tip one of the damn things right over.

3 words: 'Jackass: The Movie'

Or Jackass #2

 

My plans involve an excursion around western Canada.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

My plans involve an excursion around western Canada.

sounds lame

 

what are you going to do? watch the sunrise in every city?

 

pfft

[Ruettiger]

My plans involve an excursion around western Canada.

sounds lame

 

what are you going to do? watch the sunrise in every city?

 

pfft

I was thinking I was going to go streaking at every stop.

[ecnarf]

My plans involve an excursion around western Canada.

sounds lame

 

what are you going to do? watch the sunrise in every city?

 

pfft

Something tells me that's what you're going to go do.

[Dan #2]

Suicide!!!

 

 

Well, i think i'm actually going to spensd some time in ontario, because my grandfather died may ninth and then my grandmother fell and broke her arm. she just cannot live alone. She's moving to some place on Lake Huron that has a name that starts with a 'b' but i can't remember... anyone want to meet up haha?

[ecnarf]

I'll meet you in B, Dan.