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oy i drove with lots of anger on the way home from work today, anothe long ass day. i drove yasa home!!! woo. and the avs just lost, they got swept, im depressed.

 

 

auto is better for lazy folk like myself.

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Guest jsunC
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I was driving behind an old guy today on the way home from work. He was driving 10 kilometres an hour for about half a mile. I was ever so pissed.

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I drive with the genitals. It's the only way to drive, in my opinion.

Ravenous Yam
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I just use my mind to will the vehicle where I want it to go.

Ravenous megin-sane
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I drive with the genitals. It's the only way to drive, in my opinion.

that's gross, you sicko.

Posted (edited)
i learnt how to drive a standard today, while eating a plum.

 

pure talent.

i hate when juice from fruit drips and lands on the breast filled part of my shirt.

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RicardoObviouso
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see, thats where you and i differ.

Posted (edited)
I could have sworn I just made an antagonistic post in here telling heyrabbit that his logic was flawed...

;) nah but go ahead

 

EDIT: you kill me onetrick lol

Edited by heyrabbit
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i too, like yasa, drive with my genitals. i have trained myself to be able to stteer

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I taught my GF to drive stick... the amusing part being that I drive automatic... that was a good day.

WalrusMeat
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My dad's attempting to teach me how to drive our truck, so I'm 'prepared' for when I get my L in December.

I swear, he's not the person to teach me. The man gets bored and starts doing doughnuts.

little miss sunshine
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I was eating Cheerios while driving to and from school today. I was hungry and I love Cheerios.

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I wont lie... i walk everywhere I can. I mean, it's a great way to slow down the mile-a-minute stresses of day to day life. Y'get outside, in some fresh air, y'can be alone with your thoughts, y'save a bit in the ol'wallet area... all and all walking is great.

Ravenous megin-sane
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i learnt how to drive a standard today, while eating a plum.

 

pure talent.

i hate when juice from fruit drips and lands on the breast filled part of my shirt.

that's gross, you sicko.

Posted

mmmm

 

What are we talking about again?

 

I like to ride my bike to work... I act like a car when I want to, and a pedestrian when it suits me. i.e. I only stop for read likes if I have to.

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I wont lie... i walk everywhere I can. I mean, it's a great way to slow down the mile-a-minute stresses of day to day life. Y'get outside, in some fresh air, y'can be alone with your thoughts, y'save a bit in the ol'wallet area... all and all walking is great.

You live in Oshawa. There's nowhere to walk to.

Posted (edited)

My best driving feat is driving stick in rush hour stop & go, eating McNuggets and holding the s&s sauce in my left hand the whole time. I called that the after-school special (usually once a week in College).

 

My overall preference is driving with my left at the top of the wheel and the right relaxing/playing with the stereo. If I'm driving long distances I will sometimes drive with my left foot or rest my left foot on the dash/left heater area.

 

P. S. And I love it when fruit juice drips in between the shirt (of my gf) so I can go juice diving ;)

 

EDIT: P. S. S. Ya Oshawa sucks! The only places to go are the polluted lake/beach or Le 'Snatch' (No not a strip joint, they got rid of them all).

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