My Tummy Goes Gurgle Gurgle

[Guest jsunC]

a helicopter. that would taste awful.

[Computer]

a helicopter. that would taste awful.

You can't say that unless you've ever tried helicopter.

[mrs jesus]

Interesting side note: I could eat bacon on anything. Try, just try to think of something that wouldn't be good with bacon.

tuna. ugh.

[little miss sunshine]

Interesting side note: I could eat bacon on anything. Try, just try to think of something that wouldn't be good with bacon.

mmmmm....i LOVE bacon

[Jarrod]

I really hate bacon. It tastes too salty and gross and bacon-y...

[Computer]

I really hate bacon. It tastes too salty and gross and bacon-y...

You sir, are not a man.

[Jarrod]

I also really hate eating. I eat perhaps once a day. Hate food so much. BAH!

 

Also, I don't eat pork. I'm not Jewish, but I just hate eating pigs

[mrs jesus]

pigs are fucking delicious

[WalrusMeat]

I quite disslike pork aswell.

 

Of course, it's impossible not to eat it at my house. Just like that summer I didn't eat red meat.

 

I lived off of mashed potatoes and corn for like, a month.

[Kyle86]

Man, tonight i had a sub for dinner. I wish I could relive those few moments over again. It was so damn good.

 

12" Roast Beef on herb and cheese bread (toasted)

-lettuce

-tomato

-hot peppers

-black olives

-pickles

-chipoltle sauce.

 

As I said, subs are my life force.

[RicardoObviouso]

i had lamb tonight. who would have thought that lamb, penne, some kind of vegetable oil and a few thing slices of some crazy cheese would taste SO GOOD together. it was funkin unreal.

[Jarrod]

I think it's quite sick that people voted for "Little Puppy Dogs."

 

You sick mofo's!

 

SHAME SHAME SHAME!

 

Anyway...

 

So, diet NEXT week. I have to get it all started. I have to be careful not to eat dairy because of the whole lactose shit (which is what happens when I eat dairy! yeyeeeeye!)

 

If I have any concerns about it, I'll post what it is when it become avaliable. That's if I find it really weird....;)

[ecnarf]

i had lamb tonight. who would have thought that lamb, penne, some kind of vegetable oil and a few thing slices of some crazy cheese would taste SO GOOD together. it was funkin unreal.

It was probably olive oil.

 

We Italians use it on everything. My philosophy for food is "If it doesn't have olive oil on it, there better be a damn good reason."

 

Was that at a restaurant? I bet it was. I bet you paid 20 bucks for something with no more than $2.50 worth of ingredients. You, sir, are a caker.

[little miss sunshine]

First off, pig is the best animal ever to slaughter and eat.

 

Second, adam, don't call people cakers. It's rude and it makes me not love you.

[mrs jesus]

caker? what the fuck is that?

[ecnarf]

It is Italian-Canadian speak for someone who is extremely white. Or simply not Italian.

 

The original term is "mangiacake", because caker bread is so light and fluffy it is like cake.

[mrs jesus]

so i'm a caker?

 

FUCK YES.

[RicardoObviouso]

yeah. it was at a restuarant called cincin. the funny thing about caker is that a serbian guy called me one the other day... i find the term mildly funny because if any single ethnicity should be singled out for being "extremely" something, it should be those same italians. the leather, false sense of pride, and thick nasty chains tanlged in chest hair are nothing to be proud of. the godfather was JUST a movie, john gotti was ONE italian man, and the "mob" pales in comparison to the HA or the Triads these days, so get over it.

 

 

 

 

 

and the plate cost $35 or something....what-the-fuck-ever.

Edited May 12, 2006 by one_trick_pony

[ecnarf]

Eh, shutupayouface.

 

You overpaid for that plate. Come 'round these parts at Easter, and I'll show you how lamb is supposed to taste.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i didn't have any dinner tonight.

 

but i did have a sundae and a lot of dill pickle chips.

[ecnarf]

Neither did I.

 

I had a few slices of bread. And a Five Alive.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i havent had a five alive since the late 80s.

 

fo realz.

[ecnarf]

feel... alive...

[Shiri]

You Canadians love your Subway, ah? There was Subway here once and then they closed. I guess Israelies don't like Subways.

[ecnarf]

You Canadians love your Subway, ah? There was Subway here once and then they closed. I guess Israelies don't like Subways.

If they wanted to be more successful in Israel, they should have served more bagels and matzoh with the blood of Christian babies mixed in.