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RhysOttawa
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anyone watch that new flick? how bad is it?

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icantremember1989
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ive seen it, the 80s version atleast i didnt know there was a new one. it was the first zombie movie to have running zombies. its kind of stupid but its a staple if youre into zombie movies. no ramero zombie flick, but it has its moments.

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Posted

Return of the Living Dead totally kicks ass. You have to like 80s movies to truly appreciate it though.

sodamntired
Posted

its good. i liked it

 

 

the third Return of the living dead is really good too

 

guy's girlfriend slowly becomes a zombie...and he sticks by her

 

 

its a messed up love story, but i like it.

 

my favorite love story after sid and nancy

WalrusMeat
Posted

That sounds like Zombie Honeymoon.

 

 

Awesome movie, great gore... bad story line.

 

What else can you ask for in a zombie movie?

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Now for the questions of the day: Do zombie girlfriends get pleasure from doing it? And is it really necrophilia if they're zombies?

WalrusMeat
Posted

Not if they both are.

 

But the husband was a zombie.

 

And they only had sex once while he was a zombie, and he kept on trying to bite her. Then the wife realized her husband was a zombie, and yeah.... the rest is history.

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Blood and bodily fluids can transmit the virus...If you know what I mean...

The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King
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But can zombies splooge? Buffy taught us that vampires can't. I'm pretty sure zombies don't splooge, but I'm also not so sure they would even get zombie boners, so I for one will stop worrying about this whole sex with zombies thing, since the idea is clearly laughable.

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Joke: How do zombies have sex?

 

By eating each other out...BAM

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I've seen the first 3 but not the newest 2. the ones I've seen were good. The first one is definitely a cult classic.

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