Some Random Sayings Of Mine

[sodamntired]

that people I know have latched on and used as quotes

 

 

they are

 

 

"life is too short to be sane all the time"

 

and

 

"why reach for the stars when the moon is so much closer"

 

 

does anyone else have some personal quotes they would like to share?

[Ryan44]

nope i have none.

[mrs jesus]

fuck you?

[Crusader]

do you have any chicken?

[saturnine]

are you an orange?

[mrs jesus]

your mom.

[Dan #3]

Mine is any regular sentence with the vulgar form of 'fornication' or blasphemy added.

[Ravenous itchy]

Wow this thread is boring.

[sodamntired]

okay, fine, you caught me

 

 

i really just wanted an excuse to show off my bits of wisdom

[Ruettiger]

I try to use the word "punt" in everything.

[mrs jesus]

are you an orange?

hahahaha

 

i totally didn't even read your post, that's the best, thread closed

[Dan #3]

Wow this thread is boring.

You're fucking boring, goddamnit.

[Disestabulistic]

Wow this thread is boring.

You're fucking boring, goddamnit.

We all are.

[mrs jesus]

i'm not boring, i'm awesome

[Disestabulistic]

i'm not boring, i'm awesome

I think we all knew that already.

[mrs jesus]

well i was saying it for the one that doesn't

[WeeJohnny]

Oh my god there are thousands of delightful one-liners.

 

They don't all have to be for comic purposes - but they're the one's I remember.

 

To qualify (assuming they don't have to be original because they won't be) Groucho Marx addressing the host upon leaving a function " I've had a great time. - But this wasn't it!"

 

Genius!!I've used it many times. Though not to events I've hoped to revisit.

Edited April 28, 2006 by WeeJohnny

[Lauren]

i did an essay on groucho marx.

[WeeJohnny]

Do you mean you used Groucho as the subject of an essay or that fate conspired and he was visiting your house subsequently offering to be a coffee-table whilst you knocked out some prose on his back? Please tell me it's the latter.

 

You shouldn't expect a lot of guidance from forums but this is a refinement that means a lot to me.

[glo]

You Would

[Stryfe]

When people ask me where I've found something (candy.. etc) I usually tell them I found it behind the toilet in the mens room.

[Guest jsunC]

"Your just not terribly important to me" -american psycho

"I dont know how to put this but, Im kind of a big deal" -anchorman

"I immediately regret this decision"

[heyrabbit]

when someone asks "how do I look?". you have to say:"you look good for the shape you're in"

 

that's really more an insult than a phrase though ;)