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[Lauren]

i am up for debuachery and vancouver. i'll be moving in in a week. please paint my room for my arrival. i want it to be bubble gum pink.

[ecnarf]

This sets a bad precedent. Adam has been in line to be OTP's protege for some time, and now that someone with boobs has jumped into the line ahead of me?

[RicardoObviouso]

welcome to life as a male.

 

 

 

i live in west vancouver, and the activities would would vary but almost always include but are not limited to: tylenol 3, windex, cotton balls, duct tape, a cornish game hen, mexican landscaper, hawaiian tropic lotion, no. 10 tanqueray, prada jeans, bubble wrap, stilletos, bark multch, 12' long USB cable, three varieties of sex toys, a stainless steel drainboard, motor oil, blank cds, "strawberry passion awareness" fruitopia, cocaine in raw form, electronic music, red lipstick, a porcelain buddha with a hole in its stomache that is meant for a straw, toothpicks, argyle socks, and an alarm clock.

 

as far as your bubble gum pink room goes, i'll drive you to and froom benjamin moore and you can do the rest.

[Lauren]

will you pay for me to make it my own? can i have a huge bed?

[RicardoObviouso]

we'll cross that road when we get to it.

 

 

as for the bed, not only will it be huge, it will be round.

[ecnarf]

Fuck, if there's Tylenol 3 involved, I'd fucking pay you to get in on the festivities. I nearly got hooked on those things after getting 8 teeth taken out last December.

[RicardoObviouso]

8 teeth? do you like not believe in brushing?

[ecnarf]

I got my wisdom teeth out and four other teeth for braces.

 

Dumbass.

[RicardoObviouso]

oh man. my wisdom teeth grew in perfectly.

 

 

 

 

which is a blessing in disguise because i hate the dentist. my jaw hasnt been the same since they fixed my broken tooth years ago.

[Lauren]

i used to love the dentist. they've needled me so much that now i'm scared.

p.s. i wanted a round bed but i didn't want to ask for too much.

[ecnarf]

oh man. my wisdom teeth grew in perfectly.

And you missed out on the fun that is taking a beatiful combination of Codeine and Acetominophen every 2 hours for 5 days.

[RicardoObviouso]

i did that anyways.

[ecnarf]

Like I said, can I join you?