I Just Bought

[mrs jesus]

a dolly parton cd

 

this makes me cooler than everyone else, oh wait, i was already cooler than everyone else

[saturnine]

thanks for the thread.

[mrs jesus]

no problem, there's more where that came from

[heyrabbit]

i hope it has the same natural charm as her face

[mrs jesus]

 

i'm charmed by her voice, and the way she rocks a wig

[no yu begin wher i end]

i hope it has the same natural charm as her face

I wouldn't exactly use the word "natural" to describe her face ;) .

[mrs jesus]

not now, she's 60 years old, if you had the money she has and were a woman your face wouldn't be natural either

 

regardless, at one point her face WAS natural, and she was ridiculously hot

[HoboFactory]

I doubt it.

[heyrabbit]

if anything I'd just cake on makeup until you couldn't see my face, like oprah.

plastic surgery doesn't make you look younger, it makes you look like you had plastic surgery, creepy, look at this chick.

 

http://www.oprah.com/tows/pastshows/200502..._20050208.jhtml

[mrs jesus]

yeah, i'm aware of what people with plastic surgery look like

 

she looks pretty natural in the picture i posted but hey what do i know, plastic surgery was all the rage in the 70s

[borntohula]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTfz-2VdeqE...Ephp%3Fpage%3D3

[mrs jesus]

the 80s fucking oozed class, man.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i2g4CE2y4w&search=dolly

 

seriously, if you don't think that's awesome, you're lamer than lame

[Jarrod]

Dolly Parton is awesome! I mean, I don't like country, but I respect the woman! I mean, she writes her own songs, plays insturments, and has a dinamite voice! She's uber cool if I do say so myself. PLUS! DOLLYWOOD!

[glo]

And her nails!!!

 

There's no way she can play with those 3 inch claws

[Shiri]

Hehe, Dolly Parton is funny.

[LexyGirl]

You sure are cool.

 

But cooler still if there is a duet with Kenny Rogers on it.