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If You Were A Chocolate Bar

What chocolate bar describes you best?  

25 members have voted

  1. 1. What chocolate bar describes you best?

    • Oh Henry!
      1
    • Kit Kat
      1
    • Mr. Big
      6
    • Wunderbar
      2
    • Twix
      3
    • Coffee Crisp
      2
    • Musketeers
      1
    • Mars Bar
      0
    • Big Turk
      0
    • PayDay
      1
    • Skor
      1
    • Snickers
      4
    • Other (specify)
      3


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Posted

I saw this question on TV a few years back and since it is Easter today I believe this is an appropriate question. Pretty straight forward... if you choose 'other', state which one and why.

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Posted

I voted Twix because I have a twin, just like Twix.

uglybutterfly
Posted

I voted kit kat just because I'm craving one after reading this.

Posted

I voted Skor, because I'm hard and crunchy.

 

I'm also coated in chocolate.

Posted

I chose Wunderbar because i'm part viking.

Posted

I just made this a six way tie.

Posted

So you think you are "Mr. Big" ... that's a pretty big name to live up to.

Posted

I'm Oh Henry...I'm All nutty and chewy and umm...caramelly and yeah...

Posted

Snickers, because peanuts are the coolest!

Posted

Musketeers because I'm a musketeer. If you cross blades with me, the battle will end with your face being coated in a sticky and delicious white substance (nougat, obviously.)

Posted

I'm a junior mint. It's mint. It's chocolate. Its delicious!

Posted

Snickers, 'cos it's the smarmyest name of them all.

Posted

Max 5, ma'fuckaz!

Posted

Max 5 is pretty damn good, actually. The pretzel really does it.

Posted

I've never had one.

Ravenous megin-sane
Posted

i picked crunchie, 'cause apparently it's an original.

Posted

You guys ruined the 6 way tie.

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Posted

What the hell are those?

And why aren't girls allowed to eat them....

Posted

Because it'll give them explosive orgasms that could possibly kill them.

Posted

It makes them grow a...p...moustache

Posted

Mr. Big, cause I'm huge. 10' 7" Thats HUGE!!

Posted

I see Mr Big is in the lead. Excellent, it's all going according to plan.

no yu begin wher i end
Posted

If I was a chocolate bar, all the ladies would want me to melt in their mouths.

Posted

Keep the sexual innuendos comin!

There are far to many people claiming to be "Mr. Big". Shall we have a duel to decide who is the true one?

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