I'm Running For Mayor!

[Dan #2]

I am going to learn all that shit, and then i am going to run for mayor of fredericton.

 

I have no idea what i'm doing, but i think it would be fun.

[saturnine]

phase one: learn corruption

phase two: steal underpants

phase three: profit

[Dan #2]

That's what normal mayors do. I'm young and pure.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

haha

how old do you have to be to run?

[Guest apsham]

If you get in, I want kickbacks. Lots of kickbacks.

[mrs jesus]

you should probably let me make your campaigny sign things because i have pretty nice handwriting, and you have to keep it real, which means you have to have handmade signs

[Dan #2]

haha

how old do you have to be to run?

I'm assuming 19. Three months and the election hasn't been announced, so i'm golden.

 

If you get in, I want kickbacks. Lots of kickbacks.

BurpCorp will rule the city!

[Jarrod]

I think that when you get elected you should change the name of the city because Fredericton is hard to spell. I mean, damn! And possibly make them move city hall into a hella cool rollerskate arena playing super cool songs.

 

And then hire me as "Corrordinator of Special Things".

[Dan #2]

you should probably let me make your campaigny sign things because i have pretty nice handwriting, and you have to keep it real, which means you have to have handmade signs

Deal!

 

I think that when you get elected you should change the name of the city because Fredericton is hard to spell. I mean, damn! And possibly make them move city hall into a hella cool rollerskate arena playing super cool songs.

 

And then hire me as "Corrordinator of Special Things".

 

Deal!

 

 

 

 

 

I would tye dye City Hall and make everyday "Masturbate with Your Showerhead Day!"

[Lauren]

make sure to ban pennies from your land because they are friggin annoying..

Edited April 18, 2006 by Lauren

[WalrusMeat]

If you win, I better get something out of this.

 

I'm not sure what yet, but I better get it.

[Sparq]

Take the extortion angle. If blackmail isn't enough, just burn down 25 buildings and pointedly state that if you aren't elected mayor, the rest will burn too.

 

It's the political equivalent of the Scorched Earth strategy.

Edited April 17, 2006 by Sparq

[Prometheon]

The same thing applies to your opposition's children.

[Guest apsham]

I don't need your shit anymore jerk, I'm going to be the CEO of Kempt Productions.

[Dan #2]

hahaha buy out the band.

[Guest apsham]

We'll still have Kempt. Damn those Nick A Time bastards.