The Martins

[Crusader]

So it's Apple and Moses Martin now.

 

Good job Gwen and Chris lmao.

[Lauren]

the names are cute. well, not moses so much.

[glo]

I wonder if the daughter will go into music

You know, The 'apple' doesn't fall far from the tree!

 

 

 

 

Sorry, but the pun HAD to be made.

[Ravenous Yam]

 

Oh wait...

[Lauren]

i don't get it..

[borntohula]

i thought apple was a decent name, but moses is just strange. better than "audio science" though.

[no yu begin wher i end]

What about Dweezil and Moon Unit?

[Computer]

I'd hate to be that kid and go to elementary school. Wait, no I wouldn't mind being ridiculously rich. I'd change my name to apple or poop if someone paid me a million.

[oneeighty]

 

Oh wait...

Ugh. That was just a waste of time.

[Ravenous Yam]

Well obviously. That's why I'm here, to waste your time.

[Dan #3]

It's a ravenous waste.

[Jarrod]

My kids are going to be called:

 

JoBob

JoAnne

JoJean

JoBeth Ellen

and

Sue Ellen.

[no yu begin wher i end]

My kids are going to be called delicious.

[Shiri]

I know someone named Delicious Vodka. For real.

[oneeighty]

Well, time-wasting is a good way to waste time I suppose.

 

Someone called Delicious Vodka, as in; are they in jail for the murder of their parents?

[WalrusMeat]

There's a guy in my town named HT.

 

His real name is Hairy Toes.

 

But he's called HT

[Crusader]

Why name your kid that ;)

[WalrusMeat]

I asked myself that same thing when I met him.

[no yu begin wher i end]

Why name your kid that ;)

I bet I could guess...

[Lauren]

babies aren't born with hairy toes, derek. let's be realistic here.

[no yu begin wher i end]

Ha! I laugh at reality!

[Lauren]

i laugh in the face of danger.

-simba

[no yu begin wher i end]

i laugh in the face of danger.

-simba

...Right before he nearly got the shit kicked out of him. Good thing that the only dangerous thing in my reality is me.

[Stryfe]

Why name your kid after a fruit? That's as stupid as naming your kid after a day or month. They should have stuck with the fruit theme and named Moses Banana instead.