Funniest LInes..

[Lauren]

i was watching law and order once and dct. munch had to talk to a theripist for people with schizophrenia and she was in a group session when he came to her office to see her, so he pulls her out of the group session and he says to the group "talk amongst yourselves"

 

haha i lost it... made my day.

 

what are the funniest lines you've heard?

[october]

"Look Brian! My Alpha-Bits are talking to me! They're saying 'oooooooooh'!

 

"Peter, those are Cheerios."

[loveisnotenough]

Ah family guy, so hilarious. That show alone has so many lines that crack me right up.

 

Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?

 

Peter: Well I'll tell you what it's not for. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.

[Dan #1]

lol i have a bad memory for this stuff but really enjoy it ;)

[Hyphnip]

Kid: "Santa can not be Asian, he doesn't drive his sleigh 20 miles under the speed limit with his blinker on!"

[Crusader]

Lmfao, Stewie you are my hero.

[Hyphnip]

Stewie never said that.It was the indian kid.

[Crusader]

He incited it ;)

[Hyphnip]

Fine! enjoy your short lived victory Anton. I shall have my revenge soon enough.

[S.E. Hardy]

Anything from "The Office"

[Hyphnip]

"Now return to me. Oh right, I don't have super powers... yet."

[loveisnotenough]

There are so many great lines from Buffy, though most people may not find them as amusing as I do.

 

Spike: Is that why you came here? To pump me for information?

Buffy: What else would I pump you for?...I really just said that didn't I?

[Crusader]

I am a "Vampyre Hunter" haha.

[loveisnotenough]

Yes! Andrew is so funny (if that's what you are refering to - "The Hunter of the Vampyres") But Xander has so many classic, great lines from the early seasons: "Its snakealicious in here!"

[Crusader]

Lol yes that's what I meant. He showed up on Angel briefly. That kid is going to get a spin-off but then it'll be cancelled due to lack of interest.

[loveisnotenough]

I heard that they want to do a Giles spin off called "Ripper". That'd be awesome. Also they are making a movie about Firefly called Serenity. I never watched Firefly but anything by Joss Whedon is perfection in my eyes and I love Nathan Fillion. He is from Edmonton! (I think)

[Crusader]

Firefly was kind of pointless ;) I liked Starhunter better.

[loveisnotenough]

Hmmm, I don't know Starhunter. That wasn't a Whedon show though was it?

[Crusader]

Wasn't one of his. It was on Space though heh.

[loveisnotenough]

Well, I don't really watch Sci-Fi other then Buffy and Angel and now they are both over...how am I going to quell my geeky science fiction appetite without any shows to watch? Oh and so I am not to far off topic I am trying to remember a line from the funniest show ever, Seinfield, something about Jerry started to cry and he says "What is this salty discharge?"

[Boond]

dont knock firefly, that show had potential....i havent watched it regularly since they cancalled it, but my gosh, some good lines in that one....and what was a very clever character humor system...i seriously busted a gut watching this show!...and the whole space western was cool

 

 

"the following tale of alien encounters is true, and by true i mean false, they are lies, but entertaining ones, and in the end is that not the truth? the answer is no"

 

"keep watching the skiis!...i mean skies"

 

i love that episode of the simpsons!

[Crusader]

From Lexx:

 

"The dead do not 'poo'."

[miss_fortune]

"Flowers are poor people's jewellry." - Karen Walker

[Lauren]

i like flowers

[miss_fortune]

Me too. It just so happens that they're poor people's jewellry. According to Karen.

 

 

Jack: "You know what'll be different about my show this year?"

Grace: "You'll actually have an audience?"