If I Were A Bag Of Candy

[Dan #2]

if i were a bag, containing 100 grams of candy, how much would you eat?

 

 

 

 

Edited January 22, 2006 by Dan #2

[ecnarf]

Too much...

[saturnine]

not enough.

[WalrusMeat]

All of it.

[Seanathon]

none of it.

[mrjones]

The Racoons. Man that takes me back.

[Dan #2]

The Man. Racoons that takes me back.

[Prometheon]

That man's back takes racoons.

[Ruettiger]

The man takes raccoons back.

[ecnarf]

The raccoons take back man's.

[mrs jesus]

what kind of candy?

 

maybe i wouldn't eat you at all, but just suck

on you until you lost all flavor and then spit you out

[WalrusMeat]

Was that intended to sound as sexual as it did?

[Shiri]

Everything Christy says does.

[Dan #2]

Way to ruin the retardation, christy.

 

but you can do with me as you will

i will never complain.

[RicardoObviouso]

The raccoons take back man's.

back the take racoon man......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fuck, i ruined it

Edited January 23, 2006 by one_trick_pony

[ecnarf]

Back the raccoon man takes.

[mrs jesus]

Way to ruin the retardation, christy.

 

but you can do with me as you will

i will never complain.

i will put your hair in pigtails and dye your eyebrows pink!

[Dan #2]

your house or mine?

 

we'll have to wait a month or two, my hair's still growing back

[mrs jesus]

your house, cuz i always wanted to go to clowne towne

[Dan #2]

i want to leave clowne towne and never look back/.

[mrs jesus]

i can't imagine why

 

clownes are MUCH cooler than clowns

 

yeah, i don't get it

[Dan #2]

neither do i, but shhhh it's a secret