Why I Am Cooler Than You

[ecnarf]

Try eating. It's always good for you.

[RicardoObviouso]

try eating out.

 

 

its good for them.

[ecnarf]

The girl or the corporation?

[WalrusMeat]

Nice responce...

[ecnarf]

Likewise.

[Ravenous Yam]

Shenanigans!

[ecnarf]

Fisticuff!

[WalrusMeat]

Likewise.

I thought I should say something, but was left speachless.

That's what I came up with.

[ecnarf]

At least you took the time to appreciate my subtle genius.

[WalrusMeat]

subtle genius

*cough*

 

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[Dan #2]

i puked in my underwear once.

[ecnarf]

...and that's why you're cooler than us?

 

Okay.

[Dan #2]

not the sole reason.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

hahahaha

 

thats called diharrea, love.

[Dan #2]

hahahaha

 

thats called diharrea, love.

not when it comes out of your mouth.

 

 

hahahhahaa Out Of Your Mouth.

 

 

 

but yeah, i was super shitfaced like three years ago and i was sitting down to pee, and then i randomly barfed. It was fun.

[Spritzup]

You sit down to pee?

[Azalroth]

You sit down to pee?

I'll second that

[Dan #2]

You sit down to pee?

I'll second that

i third it.

 

 

 

 

When you're drunk, you're dumb not to, if you care about not making a mess.

 

And i do a lot actually, just not in public. I'm paranoid of making messes at friends houses.

[Azalroth]

Still...I've been plenty drunk before, never had a problem getting it in the bowl.

[Spritzup]

Agreed. Pissing is actually more fun when you're drunk, it's like a game... I usually win.

[Azalroth]

You know what they need in public bathrooms, hell even in home bathrooms, a game on the toilet that you can piss in...either the fuller you get it something happens or the more pressure something happens.

[Cherry Poppin' Daddy]

Well, when you're drinking, it means you win bladder room for another beer.

[Spritzup]

True dat homie!

[RicardoObviouso]

one time i came home shittered and pissed in my laundry basket.

[Dan #2]

one time i came home shittered and pissed in my laundry basket.

that is so cool. that's something i could see myself doing.