NF Achievments post

[mrs jesus]

yeah, it's very exclusive

 

i can actually ban people now, i'm just waiting for the right moment..

[Dan #3]

Lies. You would have banned little miss sunshine by now if you could.

[saturnine]

i can't quit you, baby

[mrs jesus]

Lies. You would have banned little miss sunshine by now if you could.

why would i ban her? she's so bright and pleasant.

[Ravenous itchy]

post number four hundred seventy-nine

[Dan #3]

Lies. You would have banned little miss sunshine by now if you could.

why would i ban her? she's so bright and pleasant.

Again... lies.

[mrs jesus]

dan, let's be friends.

[Dan #3]

Never again!

[mrs jesus]

fine. i need no one.

[Dan #3]

But I was only playing hard to get. ;)

[mrs jesus]

i knew that would work, gets 'em everytime.

 

apathy reels 'em in like fishes.

 

hmm. ;)

[Dan #3]

Curses! Foiled by apathy yet again!

 

Edit - Oh Em Gee, this was my 900 post.

Edited June 25, 2005 by Dan

[mrs jesus]

i told itchface i was gonna take a shower.

 

but i keep getting distracted. ;)

[Dan #3]

Not distracted by MSN that's for sure.

[mrs jesus]

it won't let me sign on, seriously, i tried..

 

shglksdg;lasdrga

[Dan #3]

Walk away, have a smoke - unless you're pretending you quit again - and have that shower then come back, for a kettle watched never boils.

[Ravenous itchy]

Good plan I think.

[mrs jesus]

i really did quit for 2 weeks, you ass.

 

it's just that after the two weeks i smoked again in secret.

except i told you.

 

i will return, and you will probably be gone.

[Dan #3]

I'm going nowhere. I'm a geeky loser with internet access...

[mrs jesus]

i still can't get on msn

 

<shrug>

[Dan #3]

*Chats with people on MSN*

[mrs jesus]

<kills you twice>

[Dan #3]

*is reincarnated twice*

[mrs jesus]

<watches the fresh prince hoping carlton will dance>

[Dan #3]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town call Bell-air.

 

In west Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and just shooting some b-ball out side of the school when a couple of guys they were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said you moving with your aunty and uncle in Bell-air.

 

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had a dice in the mirror if anything I can say that this cab was rare, but i thought naw forget it, yo holmes to Bell-air.

 

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and yelled to the cabbie yo holmes smell ya later I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bell-air.