No One Knows The Difference Between 'is' And 'are'

[Dan #2]

I'm about to go grammar-nazi on someone, i tell you what!

[EvanofEdmonton]

It's true many people do misconjugate(shit I don't know how to spell) that verb.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

God, now I'm all self-conscience. I hope I know how.

 

Also, remember that show I am Weasel (I think), and weasel was contrasted by I are Baboon. Eh?

[no yu begin wher i end]

What is you saying?

[WalrusMeat]

We will never know.

[Moonlight_Graham]

"They are going to the mall"

 

or

 

"They is going to the mall"

 

Obviously #2 is correct. there see i know the difference.

[ecnarf]

"They are going to the mall"

 

or

 

"They is going to the mall"

 

Obviously #2 is correct. their see i know the difference.

Corrected.

[Moonlight_Graham]

thank you

[ecnarf]

"They are going two the mall"

 

or

 

"They is going too the mall"

 

Obviously #2 is correct. their sea i no the difference.

I forgot to correct those as well.

[Jarrod]

ahh! i'm confused!

[Independence/Indifference]

whoa!!!!!!!

[manfromharoldwood]

... ;)

honestly, would someone say 'they is going to the mall' out loud?

[EvanofEdmonton]

... ;)

honestly, would someone say 'they is going to the mall' out loud?

There are more complex sentences where people make mistakes. It's hard to come up with an example, but people often mistake the subject of the sentence because it isn't immediately before/after the verb.

[Dan #2]

... ;)

honestly, would someone say 'they is going to the mall' out loud?

"Where is your keys?"

 

An example, and as silly as it sounds, i hear it ALL the time!

[ecnarf]

"Where's your keys" isn't so bad, though, is it?

 

Eh... forgive people for not knowing the complex world that is the English language inside out.

 

Honestly, who came up with this friggin' language? I have half a mind to kick them in the groin. It's led to nothing but North American redneckery.

[saturnine]

where my dogs at?

[Dan #2]

bark wit me now.

[ecnarf]

where my dogs at?

There's one in your signature. Hope that helps.

[Dan #2]

Fur is MURDAAAAH!!!

 

 

 

 

 

POST SECRET TIME: I broke the fur store's window and i don't feel bad at all.

[WalrusMeat]

If I could afford fur, I wouldn't wear it.

But, I can't, so still, I don't.

[Dan #2]

I'm sure you could afford it if you had fucked up priorities.

 

This winter, i bought an army surplus parka for $40 and it was so warm that i couldn't wear it until a few weeks ago, and the pockets are big enough to fit heads, so those fur people are full of shit when they say that anything else isn't warm enough.

[ecnarf]

Untreated caribou fur, brotha.

 

Anyways, if you live south of the Arctic circle, you really don't need fur.