I Want To Be Tucker Max When I Grow Up.

[Dan #2]

http://www.tuckermax.com/

[borntohula]

i dunno, you could do better.

[ecnarf]

I want to have sex with Tucker Max when I grow up.

[EvanofEdmonton]

I'll fight him for a sandwich.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

He seems like a poorly written Bret Easton Ellis character. But I'd do him.

[Monkey]

To hell with that why dont you just be a trucker......Just you and the open road....and a skin mag...... and a bottle of big bear beer.... ahhh the life

[Dan #2]

i wanted to be a trucker, but a guy i know who's a trucker said he'd kick my ass because i could do better, and he's a very, very big guy.

 

And by big, i mean huge. his chest is almost two of my chests and his arms are like 5 of mine. and he's like 6'5...

I decided on being a history teacher.

[Monkey]

perhaps you can teach others of the ways of the trucker and how our society is better because of them

[WalrusMeat]

I heard this about this trucker back in the 70's that would pick up hitchhiking girls (14-17) rape them, murder them, dismember their limbs, then fuck their dead bodies.

 

I hitchhiked to Penticton the next day.

[Dan #2]

i hitchhiked a few hundred KM this summer, with my anal virginity intact.

 

I just carry a needle and say "Hey man, thanks for the drive! I'll give you a free hit if you want, if you're comfortable sharing with an HIV positive cat like myself."

[mrs jesus]

when i was reading tucker max's site at first i was like man, what the fuck, this guy is not even hot AND he's a huge prick bastard and then the more i read the more i decided i totally want to do him cuz fuck, i love me some assholes.

[WalrusMeat]

There is something about assholes that's attractive. *shrugs*

[Dan #2]

oh man, it's true.

 

;) Nice guys finish last :angry:

[Ruettiger]

oh man, it's true.

 

;) Nice guys finish last :angry:

You're tellin me!