Smurfs

[Monkey]

Smurfs. Where they communists?

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

You pump out threads like it's nobodies business. On that note, no. They represent the innocence of children.

[Monkey]

Yeah children in a comunist society. And then theres Gargamel and his capitalist fat cat trying to kill communisium.

[Audio of Being]

dude...its a freaking cartoon

[Ravenous Yam]

Are smurfs mammals?

 

They have one female servicing a large group of males; this implies a species that lays eggs.

She'd be in estrus 24/7 if she didn't lay eggs!

 

Then again, Papa Smurf has a beard...

[Monkey]

Arent they growen in the garden like the cabbage patch kids?

[heyrabbit]

they must be incestuous polygamists, like everyone in Lord of the Rings. that would explain why they're all blue and deformed with sock heads. who wouldn't want to gangbang liv tyler.

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Amen. That's all there is to say to that.

[HoboFactory]

I figured that Donnie Darko film did a pretty good job at explaining the smurfs.

[Shiri]

I like them. I don't care what you say.

[Monkey]

Never saw Donnie Darko. Any good?

[HoboFactory]

Never saw Donnie Darko. Any good?

Yes, but not to the degree that fans of it will tell you.

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http://media.putfile.com.nyud.net:8090/end_of_smurfs

 

Not anymore they arent.

[Shiri]

I just watched Donnie Darko again yesterday, I almost forgot all about it. It's a good movie. My brother and I enjoyed it.

[Nearfantastica]

I'm not familiar with the smurfs as communists, but I heard a "Klan" analogy years ago.

A bunch of guys wandering around in white caps with a leader who wears a red cap, and the "evil" smurfs were all black.

It traumatized me to think of one of my favorite programs as a child having such a negative conotation, subtle or not.

Edited December 8, 2005 by Nearfantastica

[Are You for Scuba?]

After we left the bar, she started smurfin' me. Right in the smurfin' parking lot. Smurf yeah!

[garsk]

how do smurfs reproduce if they are all male? and i could see how they could be communist.

[Ravenous Yam]

There was one female smurf (smurfette)...i touched on that earlier in the thread.

[garsk]

yes, there is one, but she was evil, what did they do before she came along?

[Pixie-elf]

They laid eggs!

 

They must have been like male seahorses or something.