Pirates 4 Life

[Dan #2]

no why no one lives in Manitoba?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It sucks.

[squall17]

no i dont, enlighten us

[WalrusMeat]

no why no one lives in Manitoba?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It sucks.

Yes, so we'll take over, and make it our pirate fortress, and train the Polar Bears to be our slaves.

[Spritzup]

That'd be awesome. Could we import penguins? Or recreate some wooly mammoths? Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[WalrusMeat]

It will be our first sea voyage. To Antarctica, to steal penguins.....

 

But, the Mamoth thing sounds pretty bad ass too.

[Spritzup]

Yeah, fuck riding motorcycles when we're on land, we'll just ride wooly mammoths. Nobody would mess with us.

[Sparq]

A mammoth is no match for modern weaponry, get with the times. at least ride a cybernetic dinosaur or something.

[borntohula]

why not a cybernetic mammoth?

 

Dan #666 approves.

 

I'll have like, four people though.

Most people i know are stuck within the confines of jobs and school  ;)

 

well, in my opinion, being a pirate is a job (think of all the booty you get in return) and i'll probably learn more from it than pursuing my english BA w/ honors.

[Spritzup]

Rocket Launchers for Tusks? Laser Beam Eyes?? A Metallic hide that is 18 inches thick? Can you say, fuck yea!

[WalrusMeat]

A mammoth is no match for modern weaponry, get with the times. at least ride a cybernetic dinosaur or something.

Now we're talking, Cynernetic dinosaurs....

[Dan #2]

why not a cybernetic mammoth?

 

 

Dan #666 approves.

 

I'll have like, four people though.

Most people i know are stuck within the confines of jobs and school

[Sparq]

 

Sweeeeeeeet.

[Dan #2]

does manitoba have anything like those rocks?

[WalrusMeat]

I hope to god it does.

[jesuisspatula]

Now all you need is a good pirating song that you can sing while rummaging through ladies corsets looking for money and such.

[borntohula]

i agree. maybe something by the decemberists?

[Dan #2]

i agree. maybe something by the decemberists?

definitely

 

 

 

The Mariner's Revenge Song, possibly?

[WalrusMeat]

The song isn't my department, the corset on the other hand, so me!

 

Christina, I nominate you to buy me a corset.

[Spritzup]

I would be willing to help you put the corset on and make sure it fits ok. It'll be a sacrifice, I know.

 

Oh, and we seem to have forgotten about cybernetic mammoths.

[Dan #2]

the only thing we need to remember is to think, that every time you pee, it's a work of art waiting to bloom.

[WalrusMeat]

I would be willing to help you put the corset on and make sure it fits ok. It'll be a sacrifice, I know.

If you wish, but you'll have to wear gloves, I don't want you to ruin my wonderful skin complection.

[Dan #2]

wish i had a corset ;)

[WalrusMeat]

We can go corset shopping together, with Christina's money. While we're at it, you can get some breasts to fill it in!

[jesuisspatula]

Yeahh, just use all my money to buy yourself and your friends corsets and plastic surgery! Pah! hmm...Do you want to get matching breast implants?

[WalrusMeat]

.... Do you suddently want a chest?