The Canadian Tire Guy

[borntohula]

yeah i agree with Disestabulistic... i think we've got to get you castrated.

[ourmodernred]

that guy pisses me off so much. I saw a recent canadian tire commercial and he wasnt in any of the beginning and i was happier, but then he came in at the end. It was deceiving.

[ecnarf]

Just kidding, i love the Dutch.

You damn well better.

 

We have wooden clogs and know how to use them.

[shadowkitten]

i like those commericals and after seeing them i always want to get the products even though i would never use them.

[Disestabulistic]

i like those commericals and after seeing them i always want to get the products even though i would never use them.

That's scary!

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I always see them and think "Hey that's a great gift idea for my dad!" I then realize that it's not a great gift idea for my dad because my dad would never use it. It would be the kind of gift that everyone always gets and ends up sitting there unused for eternity.

[Ravenous Yam]

Yeah, most of them are actually pretty decent inventions.

 

But they're those things where you see it and you're like "OH SHIT i gotta have that for THIS SPECIFIC PURPOSE". Then you use it for that purpose, it works brilliantly, and you put it away forever.

[Ruettiger]

I am the Canadian Tire man. Fear me.

[Disestabulistic]

So you're Shade/Jason's father?

[Lauren]

are you really dutch?

 

they should make a dear can. tire guy mail-in advice column.

[sebster]

Those things don't even work that well. I bought some windshield wipers from there (probably made from Teflon.. like everything else there) and within a year they've fallen apart. So he's annoying and misleading about how his products are good. Oh and the windshield fluid sucks too.

[NationofCool]

He is annoying, and its in his contract that he cannot shave his beard or do interviews.

how do you know this? ha...

he told me

*points to best buy mascot*

[Monkey]

Wounder what hes like in real life. bet he just stays at home wathcing porno and eating cheese.

[Ruettiger]

Well you're half right...

[Ravenous megin-sane]

i think he's sexy and should never stop what he's doing.

[Ruettiger]

I do what I can.

[Monkey]

Can you imagine putting that on your resume. Skills: Canadian tire bearded man, and fixing anything thanks to my tool

[sea.change]

I can't stand that rotten ass monkey.

"and it's portable, and it uses solar power, and it's perfect for students cause it's only 700 dollars!"

Like WOW! Ima get me one now.

[Monkey]

are you calling me an ass or him? or both of us? and really if he is an ass, they what is right in this world?

[sea.change]

are you calling me an ass or him? or both of us? and really if he is an ass, they what is right in this world?

No I wasn't calling you an ass. haha didn't noticed your username was monkey. I was talking about the CT guy. He's not really that much of a rotten ass monkey, he just really pisses me off.

[Monkey]

Perhaps i dislike him so much because he make me feel inadiquate.

[Disestabulistic]

Perhaps i dislike him so much because he make me feel inadiquate.

Don't think that way, the canadian tire man is scum, SCUM!

[EvanofEdmonton]

I don't understand the hate everyone has towards him. He's just doing his thing in this big world. You don't have to like him, but this whole movement here isn't really neccesary.

[supercanuk]

I dunno man, the dudes an assclown, seriously. Like he's pimping out this low quality(sometimes),stupid(always), crapola always trying to save me "space" and "bits" to my screwdriver. Well damnit i know where all my bits are for my screwdriver and i like my full sized ladder, i dont need one that collapses to "save room"!! What a pompus prick....

Edited November 10, 2005 by supercanuk

[EvanofEdmonton]

God damnit your right.