Heaviest Band Ever?

[Dan #2]

Can you name anything heavier than Anaal Nathrakh's "Pandemonic Hyberblast"?

[borntohula]

EDIT:

 

man that was the longest three minutes of my life. but i liked it. it lacks bass though.

 

converge on the other hand, do not. they're pretty chaotic too.

 

Converge - You Fail Me

Edited October 29, 2005 by borntohula

[trufflepig]

Matthew Good - "Empty Road"

[borntohula]

i think slayer have a shot at being titled "heaviest band ever".... however, kyuss were certainly heavy in their own right, but they werent abrasive, so you might not consider them. fuck, slow and moody bands like swans could be considerred heavy too. swans had been known to make people's ears bleed at concerts, and they never screamed a word.

 

what i am saying is that there are many definitions of heavy.

 

http://www.misfats.com/

[crazycanuck]

Heaviest band ever?

As in weight?

 

 

Have the seen guy from Bowling for Soup?

 

 

HE'S HUGE.

[little miss sunshine]

What about gwar?

[little miss sunshine]

What about gwar?

[Shiri]

Heaviest band ever?

As in weight?

 

 

Have the seen guy from Bowling for Soup?

 

 

HE'S HUGE.

Hahaha ;)

[saturnine]

your mom.

 

oh, snap.

[Wheresmyheadgone]

Mudvayne are pretty heavy but Iam sure theres probably heavier but hey, thats my contribution...........

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

Those songs were very hard to listen to, and I never want to do it again.

[Wheresmyheadgone]

Thats fair enough, I could understand they wouldn't be to everyones taste but, as they say, to each his/her own........

[borntohula]

Those songs were very hard to listen to, and I never want to do it again.

i told you you wouldnt enjoy it. but im glad you were open to listenning.

[HoboFactory]

Heavy music is only good if the words are relatively coherent. If they scream and screech like bears caught in a meat grinder, it's just painful on the ears.

[mrs jesus]

i think slayer have a shot at being titled "heaviest band ever".... however, kyuss were certainly heavy in their own right, but they werent abrasive, so you might not consider them. fuck, slow and moody bands like swans could be considerred heavy too. swans had been known to make people's ears bleed at concerts, and they never screamed a word.

 

what i am saying is that there are many definitions of heavy.

 

http://www.misfats.com/

there are bands heavier than slayer

 

and they sell jewelry made by that bowling for soup guy at a headshop here

 

edit:

dan. speed and screaming do not equal heavy.

they equal noise. i just downloaded noise. christ.

Edited October 30, 2005 by mrs jesus

[Eterna1]

Cannibal Corpse. Worst...and heaviest band ever.

[mrjones]

Glassjaw has some great sounding heavy music. The key word here being "music", thier stuff is really good but by no means the heaviest band ever.

[mrs jesus]

holy shit i just called a band 'noise'.

 

i'm turning into my mother.

 

killmeplz

[saturnine]

opeth and isis can be both heavy as hell and melodic at times

[Dan #2]

EDIT:

 

man that was the longest three minutes of my life. but i liked it. it lacks bass though.

 

converge on the other hand, do not. they're pretty chaotic too.

 

Converge - You Fail Me

Converge are pretty funky, especially coming out of North Americans... I have that album, and i love "Last Light" so much.

 

edit:

dan. speed and screaming do not equal heavy.

they equal noise. i just downloaded noise. christ.

Not necassarily, but i can't name anything heavier than Anaal Nathrakh...

 

 

 

 

Satty, what are Isis like>

 

 

 

 

Someone said something about Cannibal Corpse. I went through a CC phase a while ago... they're not by any means all that heavy. I hope that they are just a few guys with a twisted sense of humour. If not, then i feel sorry for them.

[borntohula]

ill answer for saturnine. isis are kick ass. i only have <i>panopticon</i>, but it's sweet. very slow, heavy, droning kind of music, but like he said, pretty melodic.

[saturnine]

i'll send you some isis. panopticon is amazing. i also have celestial and oceanic. oceanic is much like panopticon.

Edited October 30, 2005 by saturnine

[Dan #2]

How will you convey said music?

[shade]

Grindcore like "Napalm Death", "Pig Destroyer" and the likes is pretty heavy.

 

 

In my opinion, the heaviest stuff is the "Noise" genre,

 

stuff like Masonna, Merzbow, Wolf Eyes, and the Locusts.

Edited October 30, 2005 by shade

[Dan #2]

Grindcore like "Napalm Death", "Pig Destroyer" and the likes is pretty heavy.

 

 

In my opinion, the heaviest stuff is the "Noise" genre,

 

stuff like Masonna, Merzbow, Wolf Eyes, and the Locusts.

Pig Destroyer have the coolest lyrics.

 

 

"The bullet hole looks so right in your head like it'd been missing all along"

 

Oh, those Restraining Order Blues!