Sofa, Couch, Or Chesterfield?

[Ravenous megin-sane]

how can a couch have one arm?

[manfromharoldwood]

My fake name is "Ass Rammer." Because if anyone ever found out my fake name, they'd be too ashamed to ask people if they know an Ass Rammer.

hun, i'd call you ass rammer even if that wasn't your nickname. ;)

 

oh. and chesterfield all the way! (just cuz it sounds like a porn star name.)

[Russell]

Hurray, a chesterfield! Finally we have a non-confirmist in our midst!

[Dan #3]

Now the bottom testicle is swollen.

 

Ouch.

[Russell]

Now the bottom testicle is swollen.

 

Ouch.

What?

 

I'm confused.

[manfromharoldwood]

yeah, i second that confusion.

 

unless you're talking about goats. in which case, it all makes perfect sense...

[Dan #2]

It's a long penis with tiny testicles! [/Captain Obvious]

chesterfield must be the left one.

[manfromharoldwood]

oooook. i get it now.

[Dan #2]

get what?

[manfromharoldwood]

the poll results look like a penis...?

[shadowkitten]

i usually call it a couch..

[manfromharoldwood]

i usually call it a couch..

;)

 

you call a penis a couch? why for...?

 

*teehee*

[Crusader]

One of them seems to be bigger than the other.

[Dan #3]

Testicle Cancer.

[Ravenous Yam]

Speaking of testicles, testicular torsion would be one of the worst things to ever happen to you. Just another testes-related problem girls will never have to deal with.

[ecnarf]

Once a month, I thank biology that I'm not a girl.

[Ravenous Yam]

Good point. It's like some horrible game show where all the prizes suck.

[borntohula]

Speaking of testicles, testicular torsion would be one of the worst things to ever happen to you. Just another testes-related problem girls will never have to deal with.

i thought i had that the other week. lets just say i was in pain.

[Ravenous Yam]

UNEXPLAINED TESTICLE PAINS ARE HORRIBLE. Especially when it gets right to the point where you're worried if you should call a doctor or something, rather than writhing on the couch (return to topic) in pain.

[Disestabulistic]

Anyways...I actualy say all three, couch, sofa and chesterfield.

[Dan #2]

One of them seems to be bigger than the other.

Lower, not bigger. Checkity check it out. Your left one's lower.

 

 

UNEXPLAINED TESTICLE PAINS ARE HORRIBLE. Especially when it gets right to the point where you're worried if you should call a doctor or something, rather than writhing on the couch (return to topic) in pain.

 

Oh man, i know. It doesn't make sense... growing pains maybe? I used to have them bad around grade 8 / 9, maybe even ten. i can't say i really kept track.

[Ravenous itchy]

Ive had them randomly (and very rarely) since I was like 12(?).

[Dan #3]

Occasionally I'll be walking along and BAM! my right testicle feels like it's getting stabbed from the inside. Just thought I'd share.

[Ravenous itchy]

I have chest pains way more frequently than testicular pains.

 

Occasionally I'll be walking along and BAM! my chest feels like it's getting stabbed from the inside. Just thought I'd share.

[static]

I get chest pains on my right side a lot. Not bad ones. Just annoying ones.

I LIKE SHARING!