Interview The Person Below You

[Disestabulistic]

Willy wonka, willy wonka, the amazing chocolateer!

 

What did you dess up as?

[Ravenous itchy]

I didn't "dess" up. Or dress up either.

 

Why am I so sick?

[Spritzup]

Because you sold your soul for a Klondike Bar.

 

Why are women so complicated?

[Ravenous itchy]

Keeps us on our toes, I guess.

 

Why can't I have some morphine?

[crazycanuck]

Cause hospitals don't just give it out like candy. Take a hammer to your kneecap, go to the hospital, get a prescription, and then you usually have double the amount of what you actually need, and then you're set (as long as you ration).

 

 

What's a Risk Society?

[Mark? Excellent.]

Paranoia.

 

How many pointless posts like this do I have to make before I can download the rest of those MP3s? Can you just send them to me?

[Disestabulistic]

i don't know what mp3s you're talking about, and don't realy care either.

 

Isn't that 70s show stupid?!

[Kumquat]

It had its days.

 

Do you love Janet Jackson as much as I do?

[Disestabulistic]

Unles, my instincts fail me completely, no, no i don't.

 

Do you love king crimson as much as I do?

[static]

No i don't.

 

A stray dog bites you in the arm, you have a blood wound. He's about to attack again. Nobody's around for miles because everyone's at some barbaque eating cows. WHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?!

[Sparq]

You kill the dog, clearly. Keep your wits about you and the next time he gets close you can do some lethal damage to his neck. Unless you have no strength at all.

 

Would you drag the dog to the BBQ as a delicious trophy afterwards?

Edited November 3, 2005 by Sparq

[Shiri]

Nah, dogs aren't very tastey I hear.

 

Can you tell the difference between different brands of coke like Coca Cola, Pepsi, RC Cola and etc?

[Ravenous itchy]

Yes, Coke > all

 

What is your longest killing spree?

[manfromharoldwood]

well, i was playing silent hill 4 last night for about three hours... there was a lot of killing during that time, i guess.

 

does coffee make you have to go pee really bad and really frequently?

[Jarrod]

no, but it makes me sleepy.

 

do you have to take a major highway/freeway to get to work?

[Audio of Being]

nope.

 

favorite place to vacation?

[little miss sunshine]

Any cottage on a beautiful lake.

 

Have you ever tried curling?

[Jefftacular]

Nope, but I'd like to. School always seems to get in the way.

 

Have you ever tried curling...*wait for it, wait for it*...your hair?

[Disestabulistic]

I don't need to, I already have curly hair!

 

Have you ever straightened your hair?

[sea.change]

yes, it only takes 3 hours. *rolls eyes*

 

 

Ever gone skinning dipping?

[Jarrod]

nope, i have not.

 

 

should i finally shave my face? it's been like a week...

[Disestabulistic]

It depends on how you look with facial hair. If you look scruffy and stupid, then do it.

 

Why are the heels of my running socks red?

[little miss sunshine]

So that you know for sure that's where you put the heel and not to put them on backwards.

 

Have all your leaves changed colour?

[Jarrod]

i think so. but you know, it's victoria, so i don't know...

 

will you have sex with me?

[sea.change]

yes, if you help pay for my coke debts.

 

 

 

Do believe in love at first sight?