Interview The Person Below You

[Seanathon]

Because the bad have to stick around and make everyone elses life a living hell.

 

How did David Spade end up in so many movies that are so bad?

[crazycanuck]

Because he's a slave for a fat paycheque.

 

 

edit: Shit, forgot a question! Umm.....Would you rather have a lifetime of love without sex or sex without love?

Edited October 12, 2005 by crazycanuck

[static]

I have an annotated bibliography due Friday. What the hell is an annotated bibliography?

Its a regular bibliography except after every source you have to give 2 or 3 lines of explanation as to how its a useful source for your topic.

 

Answer: Sex without love. I love love, but come on.

 

Question: What happened to my pants during that answer?

Edited October 12, 2005 by static

[Kumquat]

They became significantly tighter.

 

 

Can I see your pants?

[Disestabulistic]

You tore them apart with your own teeth.

 

Why is the man behind me holding a knife?

 

damn, you beat me by several seconds, ok, now i have to answer your questiom too.

 

I'm wearing a dress, so no.

Edited October 12, 2005 by Disestabulistic

[Jarrod]

because he's also holding a pan of brownies and is about to cut them and share with you.

 

 

should i go to hmv and look for a new cd??

[Typhoid]

Yes.

 

 

 

 

Why do I like apple juice so much?

[Seanathon]

Because apples are forbidden, and it is the juice of apples, and you just want what you can't have.

 

 

Is it cold in here or is it just me?

[Typhoid]

*Looks at penis*

 

It appears its just you.

 

 

 

Why am I enthralled by the Canucks?

[static]

Because you aren't a real hockey fan.

 

If you had to pay money to see someone cry, who would you want to see?

[crazycanuck]

You, after I punch you for insulting Canucks fans.

 

 

What do you think of the new video Ipod?

[static]

I think it sucks. Because you punched me. You jerk.

 

How come crazycanuck is such a jerk?

[Disestabulistic]

Because you proclaimed him to be so.

 

Why are people so irritable?

[Typhoid]

Damnit.

 

 

Beaten.

 

 

 

 

Because you touch yourself at night?

 

 

 

Why do I break hearts like the west was won?

Edited October 13, 2005 by Typhoid

[static]

Because if you broke hearts like the south won, you'd have a lot of pissed off cousins.

 

What does your index finger smell like right now?

[Audio of Being]

Burger King Chicken Tenders.

 

Favorite flavor of gum?

[Ruettiger]

Dentine Ice INTENSE!!!!

 

What is your least favorite least favorite song?

[Kumquat]

Ass Like That - Eminem. It makes me cringe.

 

You wanna...uh...do it?

[Typhoid]

If you're legal.

 

 

 

 

What band do you think is most underrated?

[Audio of Being]

Oasis

 

Do you like Britpop?

[manfromharoldwood]

Britpop is ok... in small dose. (oasis is still OVERrated, though.)

 

When given the choice, what do you dream about?

[Seanathon]

I'm not going to lie. Sex. Lots and lots of sex. If I could control my dreams anyways.

 

What was the last really good meal you had?

[Kumquat]

Breakfast this morning. Hashbrowns saved my life.

 

Do you flush the toilet with your hand or foot?

[Audio of Being]

Hand. Then I throughly wash hands afterwards.

 

ipod nano or ipod mini?

[Typhoid]

Mini.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Being deaf forever, or blind forever?