Interview The Person Below You

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On girls: bright green. On guys: i'm not gay. leave me alone. On me: red

 

Neo, why do you persist?

[ecnarf]

because I can.

 

Am I really neo?

[Seanathon]

There's a bit of neo in all of us.

 

 

Why aren't you working right now?

[ecnarf]

cause I don't have a job.

 

why aren't YOU working right now?

[Seanathon]

Summer = slow business = fuck all to do.

 

What do you regret most in your life?

[Disestabulistic]

answering this question.

 

Shall we dance?

[Moonlight_Graham]

only if i can hold your butt.

 

Least pleasant: Cutting big lawn with a push-lawnmower or shoveling snow off driveway?

[Dan #3]

Moving the lawn. Easier to take a break when you're shoveling.

 

Loyalty or honesty?

[middle class gangster]

honesty,cheat on me all you want want if your honest i will find out.

 

why does my computer suck so much?

[Rebabaluba]

Cause you're on it.

 

 

 

Who thinks James should ban himself?

[Lauren]

not me.

 

broccoli or cauliflower?

[Rebabaluba]

Kind of a racist question, so I'm gonna answer it by saying that they're both equally great.

 

 

Which ones better: a white rabbit or a black rabbit?

Edited August 9, 2005 by Rebabaluba

[mrs jesus]

a white rabbit

 

i think that goes without saying

 

i like turtles. do you like turtles?

[Seanathon]

The food or the animal? either way, I like both.

 

 

Soup or salad?

Edited August 9, 2005 by Seanathon

[Ruettiger]

Soup.

 

can you help me think of a question?

[mg_forlife]

no

 

Have you ever told someone you hate them and truly meant it?

[Ruettiger]

Yes

 

Have you ever dated one out of sympathy and not actually wanted to?

[saturnine]

almost every other day.

 

worship me?

[Rebabaluba]

Hmmm well I think God wouldn't like me changing sides....but I don't really care! I'll get back to you on that.

 

 

 

How many times have you died?

[Ruettiger]

-5.

 

Who put the bop in the bop-shuwap-shuwap?

[Moonlight_Graham]

Hanson

 

dildo's or butt plugs?

[ecnarf]

Dildos, I suppose. Fun with the girlfriend? More like compensating for a lack of something else, god dammit.

 

What kind of vibe did you get from that?

[mrs jesus]

none, really

 

will you buy me a microphone so i can record filthy audioblogs and not let any of you hear them?

[Seanathon]

Only if I can be the sole listener of said filthy blogs.

 

 

What should I do with yet another day off tomorrow?

[ecnarf]

Sexy parties!

 

Should I start an audioblog?