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well, i've been struggling with some inner turmoil.

 

i want dr pepper but it's really hot and i don't want to walk to the store. but i think i might anyway so i don't want to get comfortable here. but then when i go to the door and out to the porch to leave it is so hot that i come back inside. i've been doing this for half an hour now, i think i almost have my mind made up to go.

 

because now i also need cigarettes.

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;)

 

I feel your pain.

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i'll get you some too

 

you think you'd be a marlboro man or a camel man?

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I'm a Marlboro man.

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Dan - The Adventures of The LOLz Parrot says:

sockcrotch's blog is so lame

 

Dan - The Adventures of The LOLz Parrot says:

it's mblog, 'cept not as clever or with a point

 

if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says:

and TOO MUCH SHIT ON THE SIDEBAR

 

if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says:

godddd

 

if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says:

who is he?

 

if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says:

are there any other causes he should support that he might be missing?

 

Dan - The Adventures of The LOLz Parrot says:

i'm thinking: bloggers for original content is one he should look into

 

Dan - The Adventures of The LOLz Parrot says:

OH DISS

 

if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says:

ahahahah god that ruled

 

if you were mine to give, i might throw it away says:

i wish i had said that

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Dr. Pepper gives me gas.

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Dr. Pepper gives me gas.

get the eff outta the hatred thread, yasa

 

i hope satty comes home drunk tonight and esexes me up

 

 

;)

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snap.png

 

[in regards to the sockcrotch diss.]

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;)

 

you think the monkey has an innie or an outie?

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*burns the witch*

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:angry: ;)

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Monkeys only have innies, I thought this was common knowledge* ;)

 

 

 

 

*knowledge was pulled from my ass

Edited by Seanathon
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hey, what else you got up there?

i can't find my toothbrush..

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Yes, because you'd want to use it after it's been up someone's wazzo.

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What he said, but uh, it's all yours if you want it ;)

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no that's ok.. i will just get a new one, thanks

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Dr. Pepper gives me gas.

get the eff outta the hatred thread, yasa

 

i hope satty comes home drunk tonight and esexes me up

 

 

;)

Make me!!

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Rebabaluba says:

hahaha that was harsh Dan

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

and? so? but? therefore?

 

Rebabaluba says:

too many questions, calm down!

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

bitch, fuck you

 

Rebabaluba says:

hahah since when did i become a bitch!?

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

you know that time when you came out of your mother's vagina and that doctor slapped you?

 

Rebabaluba says:

LOL well i don't remember it, but i'm sure it happened. But wouldn't you be a bitch as well then?

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

well, my doctor didn't slap ME across the face

 

Rebabaluba says:

haha that would be so funny to see on video! Doctor just winds up and slaps a baby across the face

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

ask your parents. i'm sure they have the joyous occasion on family video

 

Rebabaluba says:

Naa they just have huge video collections of family orgies

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

i see

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

well, i'm not even going to touch that

 

Rebabaluba says:

hahah, anyways, you can't take me away from the Bored, i'm like a virus....or a mosquitoe bite that'll never go away....unless you rub some lotion on it

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

son, i doubt that any living, breathing human being will ever rub any kind of lotion against your body. you are quite safe from that

 

Rebabaluba says:

hahaha oh thank god, i was getting kinda worried there

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

i'm sure you were

 

Rebabaluba says:

I was man, no joke

 

Dan - i am a man of constant sorrow says:

i don't really care

Posted

Hahaha, holy shit, that was the exact convo we just had! How did I know that you would copy and paste it on here?

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I am thoroughly amused.

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It is pretty funny

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dan aims to please, this we all know

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It's true. I'm extremly generous.

Ravenous itchy
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Dan I really heart your msn pasting skillz.

 

 

 

"Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

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this thread is awesome, fyi

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