Those Songs...

[Ruettiger]

Alert Status Red

What I though: "...for the store clerk meat and check..."

What it is: "...for the store clerk needn't check..."

 

Load Me Up

What I though: "...Murphy's fighting, howcome you're in the stands?"

What it is: "...Murphy's fighting Hokem you're in the stands"

 

What I though: "...and all of them are talking, and they're chameleons..."

What it is: "...and all of them are talking, and they're comedians..."

 

Fated

I thought: "For a dopple you know he's seen you..."

What it is: "For a dartboard you know he's seen you..."

 

THERE.

Edited August 10, 2005 by Yasa

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

You're bad at listening to music.

[Vance]

Load Me Up

What I though: "...Murphy's fighting, howcome you're in the stands?"

I thought the same thing for years

[Devil On Rollerskates]

Pearl Jam-Black

Real Lyrics:"and now my bitter hands"

I heard "and now my bitches said"

 

Real Lyrics:"were laid spread out before me"

I heard "her legs spread out before me"

 

Pearl Jam-Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town

Real Lyrics: "I swear I recognize your breath"

I heard "I swear I recognize your breasts"

 

Pearl Jam-Even Flow

Real Lyrics: "thoughts arrive like butterflies"

I heard "thoughts of her like butterflies"

 

pearl Jam-Glorified G

Real Lyrics: "glorified version of a pellet gun"

I heard "glorified version of a pelican"

 

Incubus-Blood On The Ground

Real Lyrics: "cause blood in my mouth beats blood on the ground"

I heard "there's blood in my mouth, bitch. blood on the ground"

 

Incubus-Favorite Things

Real Lyrics: "my soul's sovereignty"

I heard "my so so very tea"

 

Incubus-Leech

Real Lyrics: "the ride's over"

I heard "on the ride over"

 

Incubus-Take Me To Your Leader

Real Lyrics: "What if mothballs hangin' around too close to microwaves suddenly woke up and said 'take me to your leader or die by the fly guy'"

I heard "What if my balls hangin' around too close to microwaves suddenly woke up and said 'take me to your leaderor die by the fly guy'"

[shenanigans87]

Pearl Jam-Black

 

Real Lyrics:"were laid spread out before me"

I heard "her legs spread out before me"

Wow. I always thought those were the words, too up until this very second.

 

 

Some more of mine:

 

Hell Yes by Beck:

 

Actual lyrics: "I'm cleaning the floor, my beat is correct..."

I heard: "I'm creaming the floor, my beaver's correct..."

 

Something in the Way by Nirvana:

 

Actual Lyrics: "And I'm living off of grass and the drippings from the ceiling..."

I heard" "And I'm living off of grass and the drippings from their semen..."

 

Bullet with Butterfly Wings by The Smashing Pumpkins:

 

Actual Lyrics: "Depite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage..."

I heard: "Despite all my rage, I'm still just ready to cave.."

 

Actual Lyrics: "Nothing but an animal..."

I heard: "I've been rotting in a mould..."

 

 

Near Fantastica by Matthew Good:

 

Actual Lyrics: "Falls out of me, these sockets in my head..."

I heard: "Falls out of meaty sockets in my head..."

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

In Monster Magnet's "Space Lord" I hear the line "I drink from your tit, I sing your blues everyday" as "I drink from your tit, I see your boobs everyday." I like my version because it makes it seem like there's an unspoken "therefore" where the comma goes.

[Devil On Rollerskates]

The Tragically Hip-The Luxury

Real Lyrics: "zoo lion sobers up"

I heard: "zoo lion so bizarre"

 

The Hip-Cordelia

Real Lyrics: "I'm not Cordelia, I will not be there"

I heard: "I'm not Cordelia, nothing there"

[AliceIntoThePavement]

You know those songs where the singing clearly sounds like they're saying one thing but in the lyrics it's something else. And they way they sing it is altered a bit to make it sound like that phrase/word. I think much of the time they're not aware when they write songs like that.

 

I've heard it a ton of times in all different songs I can't think of many examples though.

 

black eyed peas - don't phunk with my heart.

"would you still be in love baby" sounds like "would you still be in love with me".

 

I find it annoying.

I know for obvious reasons why they changed the radio edit to "Dont mess with my heart" but did they put out a comment as to why they did it? Because originally all the radio stations at least in the US and at least in Oklahoma were playing it as "Dont phunk with my heart" but then one day it like BAM its "MESS" now..just in case all the sensitive listeners thought she was saying the F word uh oh ;) sorry that was a bit straying for what you were talking about..

[Dan #2]

i think that's why they changed it. chumps heard the wrong things.

[Radiohead]

in "Almost Crimes" by Broken Social Scene the male singer actually does say "children sleep with dicks"

 

Which is, um, yeah.

[Dan #2]

in Mindless Self Indulgence's "Dicks are for my Friends," the male singer actually does say "dicks are for my friends."

[AliceIntoThePavement]

in Mindless Self Indulgence's "Dicks are for my Friends," the male singer actually does say "dicks are for my friends."

;) that makes me strangely happy. hehehehe

[Dan #2]

Do you listen to MSI?

[AliceIntoThePavement]

Do you listen to MSI?

no actually Ive never heard them at all. Wanna send me the song and Ill send you that Postal Service/Iron and Wine song.. not that I wouldnt have sent it anyway.. Im waiting for you to tell me where to send it.. ha.

[Dan #2]

um sure, but i need to rip some, i only have Molly on my computer, and that's probably not the best song to introduce someone with.

[AliceIntoThePavement]

um sure, but i need to rip some, i only have Molly on my computer, and that's probably not the best song to introduce someone with.

okay ;) [email protected] when youre ready.

[Dan #2]

i'm sending you a zip file of like 12 mp3's, via yousendit.com ;)

 

 

i must warn you they're weird. Like punk vs rap vs techno vs ADD.

[mrs jesus]

In Monster Magnet's "Space Lord" I hear the line "I drink from your tit, I sing your blues everyday" as "I drink from your tit, I see your boobs everyday." I like my version because it makes it seem like there's an unspoken "therefore" where the comma goes.

i love that song.

[Kumquat]

Dave Matthews Band - Crash

 

Actual: "Hike up your skirt a little more"

Heard: "Hike up your skirt little boy"

[Crusader]

You would hear that, wouldn't you.