Petition. I Need Ten Thousand Signatures.

[heyrabbit]

Here's my petition in a sad attempt to reunite Matthew good band.

Matt please get back together with Dave, Ian and Rich and make 5 more albums that sound exactly like underdogs and BM.

 

Thankyou.

[Dan #2]

Haha, you're funny.

[Dan #3]

Hahaha. Good one.

[Psychopompador]

habadawhoah TIMM-AH !!!

[sockcrotch]

honka-wonka-shabalabadoo

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

I can't believe I scrolled down this far.

[Dan #3]

Wait, does posting here to laugh at you count as signing the petition?

[NationofCool]

MATT DAMON!

[heyrabbit]

Erg.

 

Laughing doesn't count as a signature.

 

you can't sign twice,

 

and you can't sign someone else's name!

[Dan #3]

So.... you're actually serious about this? This isn't a joke? You actually believe that if 10 000 people sign this 4 people will suddenly come together?

[heyrabbit]

So.... you're actually serious about this? This isn't a joke? You actually believe that if 10 000 people sign this 4 people will suddenly come together?

Yes... I asked Santa and God. one of them's gotta pull through.

[Dan #3]

By the way; both are fictional characters in silly old books.

[heyrabbit]

yeah. weren't they both created by Cocacola?

[glassjaw]

I wish this thread was fictional

[Psychopompador]

this is real?