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What Would Jesus...

By S.E. Hardy, in Politics and Debate: WRONG!

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Reminds me of something I once heard in a Leno monologue. He was talking about some Californian environmentalist group that wanted to ban large trucks from their town, they used the motto "What Would Jesus Drive?" Leno explains and I paraphrase: Let's see, he was a single guy who lived in a rural area and worked as a carpenter... he'd probably drive a big truck.

S.E. Hardy

S.E. Hardy

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That made me smile too....

Leno is fun. I went a couple of times...he's actually more funny when he's not reading from the cue cards...

supercanuk

supercanuk

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Or jesus would drive nothing cause wasnt that dude poor? or we he started his.. i dunno following or w/e he'd probably get rid of all of his possessions cause he was all about living in poverty and helping others, well from what we know that is lol, whether its actually true is another story.

Katastrophina

Katastrophina

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I wonder if he'd have one of those water bottles strapped to the bike, only instead of water, would it be the blood of Christ? And if he wasn't wearing a helmet, would he get a ticket? So many theories...

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