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An Announcement Of Immense Proportion...

By borntohula, in Music In General: David Bowie Appreciation Station

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ecnarf

ecnarf

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As part of my contract, I demand threesomes with the band sluts at least twice a week.

 

EDIT: and threesomes with two fans at least once a week on top of that

 

EDIT EDIT: and this is in addition to the regular sex I'll be getting

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borntohula

borntohula

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sedated19: watching is fun, but being manager is better. you're hired.

 

ecnarf: i can't really promise you sex with the band sluts. or at least, in that quantity. that whole "free will" thing might get in the way. the fans part is no problem, just make sure they're over 18 for me please, and try not to video tape yourself.

ecnarf

ecnarf

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But the band sluts have no free will. They're the band sluts! And they better damn well swallow.

 

Well, I know Mrs. Jesus does already (damn you for changing your sig!), so I guess 1 out of 2 is okay.

mrs jesus

mrs jesus

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But the band sluts have no free will. They're the band sluts! And they better damn well swallow.

 

Well, I know Mrs. Jesus does already (damn you for changing your sig!), so I guess 1 out of 2 is okay.

that wasn't my sig. that was saturnine's and it was something i said to him because i'm a whore and i totally want to do him, ok? jeez. ;)

borntohula

borntohula

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But the band sluts have no free will.  They're the band sluts!  And they better damn well swallow. 

 

Well, I know Mrs. Jesus does already (damn you for changing your sig!), so I guess 1 out of 2 is okay.

that wasn't my sig. that was saturnine's and it was something i said to him because i'm a whore and i totally want to do him, ok? jeez. ;)

so are you lobbying for saturnine to have a spot in the band??

mrs jesus

mrs jesus

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But the band sluts have no free will.  They're the band sluts!  And they better damn well swallow. 

 

Well, I know Mrs. Jesus does already (damn you for changing your sig!), so I guess 1 out of 2 is okay.

that wasn't my sig. that was saturnine's and it was something i said to him because i'm a whore and i totally want to do him, ok? jeez. ;)

so are you lobbying for saturnine to have a spot in the band??

well, i'm just saying if i'm a band slut i need him..

badseed

badseed

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I suppose my slutdom isn't limited to the band members, but I wouldn't want to impose on mrs. jesus's turf... because i love her and all.

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