Emergency Testicular Ultrasound

[Dan #2]

guys, i'm scared... what is an emergency testicular ultrasound? what does that mean?

 

http://www.matthewgood.org/web/inacoma/200...a.html#comments

 

When it rains it pours? i'm out of the loop in regards to this stuff? Is this serious?

[saturnine]

x-ray of the nuts ;)

[Dan #2]

But that means that something must be wrong right?

[saturnine]

not if it's precautionary or preemptive

Edited January 11, 2005 by saturnine

[Lauren]

i hope it doesn't hurt as much as mammograms.

[Dan #2]

what are mammograms?

[Crusader]

Breast scans.

[derek.]

when they squish a boob between some plates and x-ray it.

[guitarchick]

Stuff happens, man.

Maybe he has testicular torsion. I know how much it sucks to have stuff happen to your balls. Well, in my case, femballs.

So all the best to Matt and his testicles.

[Daedalus]

My father had an ultrasound on his testicals a month or two ago. It was nothing serious, they do this sort of the to be sure but there is always a chance it could be bad, my grandfather died of testicular canser.

[NationofCool]

Let's just hope it's precautionary.

Best of luck Matt is all we can really say.

[lyuan]

I'm sure it'll be fine!!!

 

Matt, wish you the best! Get better and write more songs, but no songs about emergency testicular whatevers in it, okay???

[here is no why]

Yeah, i've known of two friends who have had this done too.

[thefutureisxrated]

One time, this guy I knew hurt his nut playing basketball. I guess the strand the ball hangs from twisted around the ball itself, causing quite a lot of pain. He said it constantly felt like somebody had kicked him in the balls.

As for an emergency testicular ultrasound, its usually pretty minimal in proceedure. Many times what happens is that the ball twists around the cord/strand, causing some off and on pain. Usually it can be corrected by manipulating the balls, but sometimes requires surgery to correct the issue. In case of surgery, the ball is removed. Never fret, as only one ball is enough to produce more than enough sperm.

[Kharmalina]

He updated his journal this morning. Luckily it's nothing as serious as cancer. He's just gotta rest up and take some antibiotics and what not. He even posted a link where you can read about what he's got. *wheh*

[thefutureisxrated]

scrotal support= tighty whities!!! VTSV

[guitarchick]

Well.... Atleast its not Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia. ;)

[calgarydave]

Well.... Atleast its not Gonorrhoea and Chlamydia. ;)

I dunno I think I much rather have those, than having to have my balls cut off cause of cancer. It happens and the next thing you know you've changed your name to Robert Paulson, and you're "Remaining Men Together". Till you get ur head blown off while sabotaging a franchise coffee bar.

[S.E. Hardy]

I dunno I think I much rather have those, than having to have my balls cut off cause of cancer. It happens and the next thing you know you've changed your name to Robert Paulson, and you're "Remaining Men Together". Till you get ur head blown off while sabotaging a franchise coffee bar.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Ravenous Yam]

Hahahahahahahaha! Poor Bob.

[Dan #2]

if i lost one of my testicles, i'd keep it in a jar, get famous, and sell it on Ebay..

 

man, that would be weird though... only having two testicles left...

[Crusader]

Guys, this isn't funny. Let's hope he's okay.

[Dan #2]

he said today he's okay, after some antibiotics..

 

i am releived..

 

Ya, actually looking back, i think i went too far. Sorry about that.

Edited January 12, 2005 by insober

[ecnarf]

Guys, this isn't funny. Let's hope he's okay.

I agree. Since reading the last entry, I've been cringing. Poor guy.

[Dan #2]

what does "when it rains it pours" mean?