Batman

[heyrabbit]

My friend and I are going to write a script for a new Batman movie. it's going be a political thriller. Batman will take joker to court and try to get him legally but the Joker will make things difficult with his high-priced defence team. loopholes and tainted juries, all kinds of excitement.

 

comments, ideas?

[Colin]

I hate to break it to you, man, but...

 

[spoilerS]

 

Joker dies in the first movie.

 

 

 

 

;)

 

I can't really comment since I don't know anything more than what you've told us. What've you got so far?

[miss_fortune]

The Penguin should be the acting judge. Because he'd look awesome in the wig.

[ze0ro]

Poison Ivy could defend the Joker too, as she has some kind of wacky mind control. Mind control is certainly an asset in a court of law.

[pearanoid]

I think it's a winner as long as Jack Nicholson plays the Joker again and at some point yells "You can't handle the truth!"

[mrs jesus]

what about robin? is he gonna be gay?

[Biggie]

This will only be good if Adam West is Batman.

 

"Your honour, if it pleases the court I will now do the Bat-Tusi." *random spastic dancing*

[The_Rat_Who_Would_be_King]

You silly non-nerds. There is already a new Batman movie on the way and it is completely unrelated to the other films. But now that I've said that I think it would be cool if they had to seperate franchises going, one good, one pure shit.

[pearanoid]

Pure shit?

 

The new Batman film with Christian Bale looks great!

 

And a political thriller with Jack Nicholson and the long awaited gay Robin storyline!

 

They both sound like winners to me.

[miss_fortune]

Actually, Mr Freeze should be involved somehow.

 

The President, maybe...?

[mrs jesus]

what about robin? is he gonna be gay?

yes, jesus lady, robin will be gay, how did you know?

[Antipop]

Got any financial backing yet?

I'll donate two dollars if you can get it made

 

Ah hell, two fifty.