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Best Place To Punch A Person?

Best place to punch a person?  

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  1. 1. Best place to punch a person?

    • Right in the fucking neck
      6
    • In the balls, with your 2 fists ramming together, so u crush the balls into a creamy goop
      2
    • In the eyeball, so a knuckle goes right in the socket and destoys the eyeball
      1
    • If its a girl, it's a vagina shot for sure. NO MORE BABIES BITCH!
      0
    • If its a guy, show him porn to give him a boner, then punch the dick right off!
      1
    • Right in through the stomach, pull out his lunch, and eat in in front of his face
      1
    • Right on the ass-cheek, so they fart embarrassingly in front of their girlfriend/boyfriend
      0
    • The classic jaw shot. Bust that jaw good!
      2
    • Don't punch the person, but start punch their car into bits like that Street Fighter 2 bonus stage
      0
    • If its a guy, punch them in the hip so the condom in their wallet secretly tears & he becomes a father unwantingly
      0
    • In the wrist so it goes permanently limp and they look gay
      2


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Moonlight_Graham
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Best place to punch a person?

 

PUNCH!!!!!!!!!

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In the case of a fight, punch for the jaw and then keep going for whatever comes up.

 

However. Last time I punched someone was a guy who had his hand around my neck, in which case I punched him in the windpipe. Cheap shot, but it's quick for survival.

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in their grandmother's withered face

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Falcon punch to the stomach

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Stomach big time, so when they double over, you can bring that knee right up in the jaw...that way they'll be eating lunch through a straw for months.

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When I get pissed at someone for something, I always say I want to punch them in the throat, which is really effective if you can hit it. If not, classic nosebuster.

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There are few things that feel as good as punching someone in the face. Hook to the cheek...BAM!

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There are few things that feel as good as punching someone in the face. Hook to the cheek...BAM!

 

Yeah like punching them in the vagina with my penis!

 

 

Unless it's a woman, in which case punching them in the face is sometimes more enjoyable.

Audio of Being
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The Solar Plexus.

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Yeah like punching them in the vagina with my penis!

 

 

Unless it's a woman, in which case punching them in the face is sometimes more enjoyable.

 

Do you punch a lot of males in the vagina with your penis?

Audio of Being
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The old fashioned left cross to the nose, thus making it broken is an awesome choice.

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Do you punch a lot of males in the vagina with your penis?

 

hell yeah

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rated this thread a 5.

 

also i don't think that's how babies work.

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Definitely a five... I'll take punching women in the mouth my penis, for the win Alex.

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To many options not enough time. I'd punch in the balls get them down than kick the shit out of them.

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You're missing two options: The temple, which well probably put them out cold (or kill them... yeah, maybe don't try that one). And the xiphoid process, which will knock the wind out of them: much more reliable than the stomach which can be protected by flexing the abs.

 

I don't punch people though. In a flight, I would probably fight dirty...

Ravenous megin-sane
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i've only been overwhelmed by the intense need to punch someone once, and if i could i'd punch kanye west square in the balls.

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I don't punch people though. In a flight, I would probably fight dirty...

 

With a .308 Winchester, from afar? I hear you.

here is no why
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straight in the neck/throat.

 

Throat punches are not only hilarious, they are perfectly affective.

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I could totally see someone punching Kanye in the nuts.

Audio of Being
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There lots of people that would be fun to punch the balls.

 

R. Kelly for one (though he might enjoy it)

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