There's Always One F---ing Car

[sodamntired]

taking up two spots in the parking lot

 

 

don't you just hate that. Oooooh, I have an expensive car, so you just have to park somewhere else. ;)

[calgarydave]

Some peoples children....

[Crusader]

we need a special comedy forum like byob on something awful.

[AnOceanPearl]

Can we turn this into a thread about how delicious steak is?

[calgarydave]

Can we turn this into a thread about how delicious steak is?

for my Grandmothers 90th birthday we took her to Ruth Chris's steak house. Which apparently is some hugely famous high end steak house from the states. OF course they only serve (as they put it) Grade A prime FDA beef.

 

OMG the worst tasting steak I've ever had in my entire life!!!!

 

Alberta beef is soooooo much better lol

 

Okay to be fair I suppose its just what you're used to but grain fed beef >>>>>> corn fed anyday ;)

[bishopx]

I don't care for Ruth Chris's either...not very tasty to be honest.

 

Texas Roadhouse though, can make the fuck of any meat they touch. Ribs that fall of the bone, steak done to perfection, chicken tender and juicy.

 

I have to say, that Alberta beef is pretty damned good.

[borntohula]

I don't care for Ruth Chris's either...not very tasty to be honest.

 

Texas Roadhouse though, can make the fuck of any meat they touch. Ribs that fall of the bone, steak done to perfection, chicken tender and juicy.

 

I have to say, that Alberta beef is pretty damned good.

especially those alberta beef tacos AMIRITE GUYS???

[calgarydave]

especially those alberta beef tacos AMIRITE GUYS???

yes Albertan taco's >>>>>> Albertan sausages ;)

 

But thats just MY opinion :angry:

 

My father works of an Canadian division of an American company, and every so often he has to go down to Huston. Some of the stories he's told about the sizes of "small" steaks the they get served down there makes me sick just to think about it.

 

lol no wonder Houston's so fat :angry:

 

*edit* fixed spelling mistake :angry:

Edited October 30, 2008 by calgarydave

[bishopx]

Okay...Texans don't fuck around when it comes to meat. Those small steaks are the size of a buick, and just as tender and juicy as all get out. And, it's spelled Houston, Dave.

[mrs jesus]

Okay...Texans don't fuck around when it comes to meat. Those small steaks are the size of a buick, and just as tender and juicy as all get out. And, it's spelled Houston, Dave.

truth right here.

 

god bless texas.

[ToadMan]

Change of scenery. Please don't mind the mess.

 

You might have noticed that a post you made on this topic no longer exists? It's not gone, it's just not here, look around, you might be surprised. And further to that, anything else on that same lines will end up in a similar receptacle.

 

;)

Edited October 31, 2008 by ToadMan

[Moonlight_Graham]

Steak is overrated. Its good, but not the best thing in the world.

 

Chocolate milk is the best thing in the world.

[Dan #3]

I'd rather have a burger than a steak any time.

 

Also Milk < Chocolate Milk.

 

Regular Milk is like jerking it without lube; it gets the job done, but, meh.

[hum-an-ole]

LOL, nice comparison.

[calgarydave]

Yes that was a mental images I could've done w/o...

[LonelyWreckage]

...down to Huston

and I stopped in San Antone

I passed up the station for the bus...

Was trying to find me something

But I wasn't sure just what

And I ended up with pockets full of dust.

 

(if we were talking in real-life, I'd have sang that in my head when you said those three words in succession.)

 

I LOVE steak, but only when it's well-done. Can't have none of that sloppy shite.

[ToadMan]

Steak is the only meat that I will eat with any pink. People I work with like their burgers medium, that shit scares the crap out of me. Maybe that's because you always get well done ground beef in Canada... from what I read the meet only needs to reach 160F internal temperature to kill the bacteria.

[Crusader]

Steak is the only meat that I will eat with any pink. People I work with like their burgers medium, that shit scares the crap out of me. Maybe that's because you always get well done ground beef in Canada... from what I read the meet only needs to reach 160F internal temperature to kill the bacteria.

I echo your thoughts. Raw hamburger? No thanks. You don't even know what meat is in there sometimes!! At least with steak you know it's all the same source.

[Sparq]

Eat pink. HAH

[bishopx]

My steak has to be medium rare...my burger has to done. Prime Rib is juiciest, and at it's most tender, medium rare.

[RicardoObviouso]

you'd love the keg.

[bishopx]

Bring it on!!!

[RicardoObviouso]

you and i should go on a 'fantastic steakhouse world tour'. it will be sponsored by cadillac and jim beam and marquisjet

Edited November 4, 2008 by BOHICA

[bishopx]

As long as we still in hotels with full service gyms...otherwise we'll be two fat fuckers by the end of it. Let's make that Famous Grouse, and Jim Beam, Cadillac, Armani, and Marquisjet. Cause after we eat, I'm gonna need to look good, when we burn it off with the ladies on the dance floor.

[RicardoObviouso]

ok.

how do you think two booze companies will feel about co-sponsoring? we may have to ditch jim beam.