The "let's Make A Story" Thread

[Moonlight_Graham]

yet ironically i found it sexy so i started to heavily masturbate compuslively for hours on end...

[Computer]

which resulted in having hundreds of thousands of his potential children left to die on meg's face

[RicardoObviouso]

which of course, is nothing new

[bishopx]

(Damn this is just so wrong)

 

Matthew handed her a hankie, and walked away muttering something about bukkake.

[Moonlight_Graham]

Matt then dropped the hankie down the sewer and Donatello & Raphael picked it up.

[LonelyWreckage]

Distracting them from their cold greasy-as-fuck pizza, which had just been delivered 20 minutes late.

[Computer]

By Randy Savage since he's now out of a job.

[bishopx]

Who then brought it to Master Splinter, who is the leader of the group, transformed from the norm by some nuclear goop. He blew his nose in it and then wrung it out on Michaelangelo's pizza.

[Moonlight_Graham]

Randy Savage, carrying the dead corpse of a cocaine-OD'd Miss Elizabeth, then slammed some of that radioactive goop up her nose in an attempt to revive his coke-addicted love...

[bishopx]

(OKAY THAT"S JUST WRONG)

 

and when that failed, he let out a hearty OH YEAH!!!, and proceded to chow down on the corpse.

[Moonlight_Graham]

but then he realized the dead corpse was actually his career

[bishopx]

So he started selling it on the streets as a male prostitute, OH YEAH!!!