All Out Or Just The Weiner?

[Dan #3]

while you're taking a piss?

 

also, some of you should not talk about your cocks because it gives me a mental image that i never wanted to see.

You have penfifteen envy.

[bishopx]

Just the frank. The beans are not involved in the process, so why bust them out?

I have to agree here. You don't need your ammo pouchs just to clear the breech.

[RicardoObviouso]

you also wipe standing up, so your vote doesn't count.

[bishopx]

It's more of a crouch

[Jarrod]

i've had too many close calls with zippers, so i always unbutton.

 

the "beans" are out for me because i dont like messing with the little buttons on my boxers, so i go over the waistband, and the "beans" hold the waistband out of the way, thus giving me one hand to aim and another to give people 'the gun'

Yeah, me too.

[bishopx]

You know what I hate though? It's when guys turn in mid stream to acknowledge someone or something said, and they do the "whip, spray" When they physically turn out of the urinal, and and actually get your shoes or pants leg...I've seen it happen a few times...ewwwwww

[RicardoObviouso]

i hate it when the urinal is of bad design and you get hit with splashback.

[bishopx]

I really hate that too...You can always tell too, the lip is flat and the wall isn't inverted enough...I head for the stall at that point, if I have a choice.

[RicardoObviouso]

troughs are bad too.

[bishopx]

Yeah, they're always too low, you're all huddled together, and there's like mad splashback.

[RicardoObviouso]

pacific coliseum here in vancouver doesn't even have a trough, really... its a tiled wall with a gutter about 2" deep in the floor. terrible.

[bishopx]

Jesus, that just screams piss on my $500 Italian loafers please.

[Prometheon]

I also hate at some bars when they fill the urinals with crushed ice. It's supposed to look classy or something, but it just ends up amplifying splashback exponentially.

[Crusader]

pacific coliseum here in vancouver doesn't even have a trough, really... its a tiled wall with a gutter about 2" deep in the floor. terrible.

this is every public washroom in vancouver.

[Muran]

Ewww, gross. Ice cold pee? How do you flush then?

[Crusader]

You don't flush, silly girl.

[mrs jesus]

doesn't the pee melt the ice?

[Hyphnip]

eventually. but it takes a lot of pee.

[Lauren]

i think i will stick with my zero splashback sitting down and relaxing in my own private booth method, thanks.

[bishopx]

I think the whole ice thing is funny...I mean really, whiz on the rocks?

[Prometheon]

Yeah, the first time I saw it, I was like "wtf?" and pissed in a stall because I thought the urinals were out of order or something hahahaha.

[bishopx]

That's funny Owen. At the Tweeter Center in Camden, NJ used to have what I liked to call, the "Circle Jerk Piss Pit". IT was this massive circular basin, filled with ice, and you could like fit 30 guys around the damned thing...it had a wall in the center. So no "Junk" gawking. But it was ridiculous...it was like if you were too short you weren't getting in. The lip was over 3 1/2 feet up. The splashback was like a fucking monsoon... It was just such a ridiculous sight.

[little miss sunshine]

I just found out about the ice thing in conversations with they boys a few months ago. I thought it was pretty funny. They said they try to hold it for as long as they can and then go so how much ice they can melt.

[Hyphnip]

every guy liks to try to measure the amount of Ice he melts.

[bishopx]

piss lasers, just don't cross the streams...