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Things That Gives You Cancer

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Guest Prosis
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-Plastic bottles (contains diethylhydroxylamine or DEHA)

-Canned food (contains diphenol)

-The Sun

-Cement

-GMOs

-Lead

-Cell Phones

-Wifi signals

-Magnetic fields caused by electricity pylons

 

In other words, YOU ARE NEVER SAFE!!!

 

;)

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RicardoObviouso
Posted

-too much alcogol

-not enough alcohol

-cotton

-bic "mark-it" permanent markers

-bendy straws

-loud music

-cats

-pre marital sex

-bad movies

-great movies

-laughing

-hair dye

-coffee

-rhubarb

-ugly people

sodamntired
Posted

Life....the number one leading cause of death.

Ravenous megin-sane
Posted

microwaves!

Guest Prosis
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Life....the number one leading cause of death.

Exactly!

 

Let's not forget air pollution

 

So either we all kill ourselves or we stop eating, sleeping, drinking, breathing

 

or...

 

We just live and fucking stop trying to find causes of cancer fucking everywhere!

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-ugly people

omg i know

Posted

everything gives you cancer. I just stopped caring

LonelyWreckage
Posted (edited)
-The Sun

It gives you unbelievably shit journalism, but wouldn't go so far as to say it gives you cancer...

Edited by LonelyWreckage
Guest Prosis
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everything gives you cancer. I just stopped caring

My point exactly! ;)

 

LonelyWreckage: Isn't it well known that prolonged unprotected exposure to the sun can give you skin cancer?

LonelyWreckage
Posted

I thought we were talking about the paper !

 

...

 

;)

RicardoObviouso
Posted

if that's the case...

 

 

-ink

Posted

You already have cancer. No one escapes, provided they arnen't killed by something else first.

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If I was an attention seeker, I'd totally want cancer so that I can have all the attention around me. Yeah, I know, it's that awesome.

 

But seriously, cancer is way bad.

Guest Prosis
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I thought we were talking about the paper !

 

...

 

:angry:

lol I so didn't get that one ;)

hum-an-ole
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Not enough of my wardrobe is made up of Threadless.

little miss sunshine
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If I was an attention seeker, I'd totally want cancer so that I can have all the attention around me. Yeah, I know, it's that awesome.

 

But seriously, cancer is way bad.

Ummmm...if?

 

Now I'm just confused.

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Bruce McCulloch.

 

Anyone who gets that fucking rocks. ;)

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Bruce McCulloch.

I'm sorry I caused all that throat cancer, and then all that bowel cancer. I was just on a roll.

 

Classic.

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Ummmm...if?

 

Now I'm just confused.

Haha, so true ;)

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