Anti-rape Devices (hockey Thread)

[marx marvelous]

Gawdam the Flames could use some right about now.

 

YOWZA!

Edited April 15, 2008 by Sparq

[Crusader]

you sonnofabitch

[hum-an-ole]

Haha, this thread is going places.

[Sparq]

This better be the only goddamn hockey thread. This is the only one. Ok? No more fucking hockey threads. Ever. This one shall contain all hockey-related discussion, and no one will ever create another, nor will they talk about hockey in any other thread. Ok? Good.

Edited April 14, 2008 by Sparq

[jtb]

This better be the only goddamn hockey thread. This is the only one. Ok? No more fucking hockey threads. Ever. This one shall contain all hockey-related discussion, and no one will ever create another, nor will they talk about hockey in any other thread. Ok? Good.

just to piss you off.. I'll post one over the summer Colin.

[marx marvelous]

This better be the only goddamn hockey thread. This is the only one. Ok? No more fucking hockey threads. Ever. This one shall contain all hockey-related discussion, and no one will ever create another, nor will they talk about hockey in any other thread. Ok? Good.

You should be deported!

[borntohula]

yes! nationalism and sports! my two most favourite things!

Edited April 14, 2008 by borntohula

[marx marvelous]

Not sure about the nationalism bit. The only Canadian team not getting majorly butt-hurt in the playoffs is Montreal, and even they lost to Boston tonight. BOSTON.

[Hyphnip]

best anti-rape device

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PUewLjAsKA

[marx marvelous]

Going to the gynecologist usually feels like a horror movie for me, too.

[Ravenous megin-sane]

"what did you put in there?"

[AnOceanPearl]

Hey remember that time that Calgary was losing 3-0 after 3 minutes and then won 4-3?

 

Yeah, me too!

[marx marvelous]

Hey, *I* could probably coach a 4-3 comeback over San Jose if I were allowed 6 skaters and got a powerplay for destroying Patrick Marleau's face.

[AnOceanPearl]

I only saw the last 13 minutes of the game, and of course the highlights.

[marx marvelous]

Fuck you and fuck your highlights!!!

 

Haha, just kidding. Every team in my bracket lost today except Colorado. Yeowch.

[AnOceanPearl]

Both of those hits on Marleau were clean! He needs to keep his head up when he skates.

[marx marvelous]

I don't care if it was shoulder, a headshot is a headshot. Checking != seeing how badly you can hurt your opponent.

[Crusader]

best anti-rape device

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PUewLjAsKA

that is the dumbest idea for a movie ever. i'm going to watch this.

[garsk]

what the hell, they won?

[Hyphnip]

anyone remember the time that the Winnipeg Jets... existed?

 

No? Me neither.

 

*sigh*

[borntohula]

Not sure about the nationalism bit. The only Canadian team not getting majorly butt-hurt in the playoffs is Montreal, and even they lost to Boston tonight. BOSTON.

hahah good point. i just meant it in terms of the deported-for-not-liking-hockey comment. i have high hopes for montreal, they'd better not lose again.

[RicardoObviouso]

I don't care if it was shoulder, a headshot is a headshot. Checking != seeing how badly you can hurt your opponent.

welcome to the stanley cup playoffs.

 

 

(...and it wasn't a headshot)

[marx marvelous]

welcome to the stanley cup playoffs.

 

 

(...and it wasn't a headshot)

How's your fake internet girlfriend doing? Any steamy new pix??

[Lauren]

well that was unrelated and distasteful.

[marx marvelous]

Truth hurts, Lauren.