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So I Was Thinking About Buying A Dog.

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we need something to bbq in the summer don't we?

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decomposinglight
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And their fur is super soft so you can use it to keep warm and cozy at night. ;)

Ravenous megin-sane
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we need something to bbq in the summer don't we?

you monster

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Get a cat. They're independent, affectionate, ten times easier to take care of. They wont slobber on you. You can always get a dog later on as well.

RicardoObviouso
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cats shouldn't be allowed in canada.

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cats shouldn't be allowed in canada.

this would be my first act as prime minister

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Yeah. Yoou can't trick them into killing each other, or retrieving duck carcasses, or catching frisbees, or locating narcotics. BUT, would you rather have sex with a girl wearing cat ears or dog ears? Be honest.

RicardoObviouso
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bunny ears and/or a piggy tail butt plug.

 

cats do have a thing for anti-freeze, i hear.

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So do dogs ;)

Ravenous megin-sane
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my dog drank anti-freeze.

 

then beer, as the vet recommended

RicardoObviouso
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my dogs don't drink out of anything except their bowls. it's strange.

little miss sunshine
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my dog drank anti-freeze.

 

then beer, as the vet recommended

Yep, if you ever think someone has tried to poison you with antifreeze, down some vodka really quick. That...or die.

Ravenous megin-sane
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and rice.

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if you ever think someone has tried to poison you with antifreeze, down some vodka really quick.

Works as a preventative measure for radiation poisoning too.

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we totally had this conversation.

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Yes. We sure did. Then, as I recall, we drank vodka and shoveled reactor debris.

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it's how i spend my weeknights.

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