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What Colour Was The Last Marble

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Ravenous megin-sane
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i read it. but if that was the nature of what you were doing, it's no surprise it didnt work

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It was one of the natures. I'm not saying I'm some kind of mean sexual gaia.

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unless you clamped down your fingers and tried to rip out her vagina I don't see what the big deal is, my woman likes a finger in the ass every now and then

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I think most of you are missing the point. While a finger, yes does occasionally point, the finger isn't the point. The point is, I got her aroused specifically with no intention of satisfying her. I got her aroused, turned my back to her and went to sleep. It's an asshole thing to do.

 

And that's why it's comedy gold.

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except for the fact that it isn't funny at all.

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Urgh. Humourless douches like you is why I stopped coming round here.

soundless_space
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Then stop again. This is one of the most immature stories I've read on this message board. If you wanted to not be in a relationship with someone, you should tell them.

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can't we just hug it out? no need to be calling people immature, it's just an anecdote.

if i guy stopped doing whatever to me, i'd assume it was because he got tired or bored (or wanted bigger/better things). that's why i stop doing things if/when i stop doing them, so i'm understanding.

i think it was a good story.

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and, really, the thread's called what colour was the last marble you stuck up your ass. the threads don't open and read themselves to you.

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on my mac they do

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Urgh. Humourless douches like you is why I stopped coming round here.

i thought it was a good story, dan. i'm pretty sure that's all that matters.

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wow, I don't know why I've been avoiding this thread, i love it!

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The moral of the story is; shut up. YES!

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the moral of the story is: if you don't like it, read sodamntired's blog instead.

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The moral of the story is; shut up. YES!

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it really was. though, i can't name a single song by them

Ravenous megin-sane
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wow the crowd's really getting into them

soundless_space
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Baha. Ugly mofos. Great music, though.

 

[Edit check out Mood For A Day if you can.]

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