Moby Is That Guy From Hitman

[Crusader]

so, i was on moby's website for no apparent reason and realized that moby is agent 47 from the hitman franchise.

 

 

don't you see the resemblance!?

 

http://www.moby.com/

http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&q=age...m=1&sa=N&tab=wi

[Sparq]

No barcode.

 

FAIL

[Crusader]

BARCODE ON NECK

[Sparq]

I wonder what that barcode would scan as?

 

Not Malibu Barbie, anyway.

[Crusader]

"ULTIMATE MAN" ?

[Sparq]

I bet it doesn't say "Moby" either.

[Hyphnip]

No, this is the guy from hitman

[Kumquat]

oooh lordy.

[ToadMan]

troubles with god.

[Crusader]

don't nobody know my troubles but god

[Hyphnip]

I started singing that REALLY loud in Wal-Mart the other day

great way to get weird looks.

[Muran]

You guys are awesome.

 

I'm choked at the new Hitman, he doesn't look anything like him :S Movie looks like shit.

 

I was rallying for Jason Statham ;)

[Sparq]

It'll probably go the way of Doom and Bloodrayne. Toobad. Codename 47 is a fantastic game.

[Hyphnip]

I was rallying for Jason Statham ;)

Everyone was.

it could still be good. Ewe Boll has nothing to do with it so there IS some hope

[Muran]

haha Uwe Boll is going to be at Anime Evolution this year. I'll throw shit at him XD

[Crusader]

 

how can moby NOT be agent 47?

[Sparq]

Aside from having a shaved head and being a white guy, there is no resemblance at all.

[Crusader]

im sure we can put enough prosthetics on moby to make him look like a man

[Muran]

He kind of looks like a bald Adam Savage in that picture.

[Hyphnip]

he really does. I was thinking that as I was scrolling down.

[Moonlight_Graham]

yes they are both bald & murder people for profit.

[Azalroth]

I'm not a fan of the Hitman actor they got, he doesn't look built at all...needs wider shoulders to look like Agent 47. I"ll watch it none the less

[AnOceanPearl]

I'm excited for Tim Olyphant as 47. He might not have the "look" that everyone is accustomed to for 47, but, after playing the villain in Live Free or Die Hard, I don't doubt his ability to pull off the performance needed to portray 47 like the fans expect to.

[garsk]

how can Moby be the guy from Hitman when he is a vegan? He doesn't even kill animals to eat, so how the hell is going to kill people? plus i bet he would shit his pants if he shot a handgun.

[Crusader]

who said that he was going to eat the people afterwards?