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Hotter?

By Hyphnip, in Open Discussion

Which Is Hotter?  

23 members have voted

  1. 1. Which Is Hotter?

    • Natalie Portman
      16
    • Fire
      5

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Shiri

Shiri

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She doesn't really quality as hotter than fire. But she's wife material, I'd marry her in a heartbeat.

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Ravenous megin-sane

Ravenous megin-sane

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you guys are silly, fire is REALLY HOT

ecnarf

ecnarf

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A pair of my brother's boots were melted by simply being near fire.

Sparq

Sparq

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My uncle did that once, with rubber boots and a camp fire. Woke up, stood up, and ran screaming into the lake. I'm quite certain that Natalie Portman is not posessed of the neccesary pyrokinetic affinity to cause a repeat performance.

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ecnarf

ecnarf

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Also, marshmallows. You can't roast marshmallows on Natalie Portman.

Sparq

Sparq

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If only, though. If only.

ecnarf

ecnarf

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Well it's not as though you could build Natalie Portman in your backyard with some wood, paper and a lighter anyways.

Sparq

Sparq

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You could try, but I doubt it'd be the same. Lots of slivers.

ecnarf

ecnarf

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We could burn her in effigy.

 

Always fun.

Sparq

Sparq

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Just like Guy Fawkes. What a larf.

ecnarf

ecnarf

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Couldn't he have spelled his last name as fox and saved us a bunch of time?

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