WOW!!!! You just made this shitty day worth staying awake for. Let's make out!
Yes maam!
Hahahaha, wanna hear something ultra embarassing? Does anyone remember the show Care Bears? Well the theme song had a part that said something like "Just when you think that trouble's gonna pounce/who's gonna be there when it really counts? Do the Care Bears countdown!"
Well, when I was little, I figured it meant that they'd come and help you when you were scared and needed them most. So I'd go and lock myself in the dark closet and start counting down. But the Care Bears never came... ;)