Spritzup

Bastard!! I'll buy it for you if you buy it for me ;)

That's a pretty good deal. I'll get on MSN if you buy it for me ;)

Holy shit you're not dead! The bored wouldn't be the same without you.

It's always the 'boning' with you. 'Bone' this, 'Bone' that. The youth today...

Thank you!

That's a party that could really get me up about politics.

Here's mine -->

I choose not to vote.

tell me.. do you talk like some English Scholar in person? I say sir! You have offended my honor. Pistol duel at dawn.

Apparently the stupidity of this thread knows no bounds. On that note, voodoo for all.

a. You spelled 'hot' wrong. Spelling it 'hawt' doesn't make you cool b. You spelled 'chick's wrong. c. It's an internet forum about Matt Good. If you want to pick up hot chicks, go outside, or go to a dating chat room. Though your hot chicks may actually be horny old men. *EDIT - Big number 300.... sweet

Yeah, Spritzup is the name of that no-name ripoff. And sir, you are far to kind in relation to my post.

Obviously you don't need to makes sense, it's a message board. And clearly you can be as cool as you want, because it's a message board. I say go -INS- shake things up, this board has not yet seen the likes of a true troublemaker, and I feel you have the makings of one!* *This sarcasm has been brought to you buy Spritzup. It's not Sprite, it's not 7up, it's the best of both with none of the shit.

For you, my dearest customer, I can make it a foot and back massage.

I figured I'd just mention that your avatar freaks the shit out of me. I actually sat here for like 10 minutes making sure it blinks and I wasn't losing my mind. And I vote for wales.

So that's how you got your Liason powers?

I think so

Just PM me with your credit card number and measurements and I'll give you all the details.

I think 'EMO Sellouts' is an awesome band name.

Fuck this. For the next 3 days only, I'm offering my sex for 3 easy payments of $29.99!! That's 40% off the retail price. BUT WAIT!! For you, my favorite customers, act now and I will throw in dinner and a movie absolutely free!! Thats right, my sex with dinner and a movie for only 3 easy payments of $29.99. And if you order in the next 24 hours, I'll even throw in a free back/foot massage. That's a $49.99 value ABSOLUTELY FREE!! But hurry, quantites are limited.

Very carefully?

Are you going to live in a treehouse?

I'll take a Mrs. Jesus Christmas card, it's the next best thing to getting one from Jesus himself.

:angry: ;) ... I mean if you feel you must, I suppose I could live with it.

Very witty, I applaud you madam.