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Yes, why would I take the bus, do I want to degrade myself. Ever seen 2 identical snow flakes?

For the last time, no I will not cuddle with you. Who likes me?

Look at your avatar... that's why. Why do I need to come up with a question?

haha, no Gluten for you ;)

I'm currently fucked. Happy New Years everybody. Hopefully 2006 doesn't fuck anybody over too much. I'm sure pictures will follow.

24.5 here. Almost a quater-century.

Brandon is just sucking up in hopes of getting in your pants.

Neither do I... Moobies maybe.

The better question--> Is it true or not?

Let's be honest here. Ottawa doesn't know how to party. If you really want to party, we should hit up Montreal.

Your house... but I agree a house party is alot better than the bars on New Years. Though alot of bars are selling tickets, no admittance at the door.

I'll keep you up to date on my New Years plans...

Well if you've ever had a corona, that's piss.

This will gross you out, be warned. This sailor puts into harbor, and needs to get laid like a champ. His problem is that he only has $2 to his name. He goes to the whore house anyway and explains his problem to the pimp. The pimp tells him that he can have 'Sandpaper Sally' for the $2. The sailor thinks to himself that this doesn't sound to appealing, but a fuck is a fuck, so he agrees. The pimp tells him to go up the stairs to the 3rd room on the left and take off all his clothes, Sally would be up shortly. The sailor goes up to the room, takes off his clothes and thinking that this won't be pleasent, turns off the lights. He here's Sally come in, take off her clothes and get on top of him. Immediately his dick is on fire, it's pure agony. He pushes her off and asks her if there is anything she can do to make it better. She tells him of course there is, gets up and goes to the corner. He hears her playing with herself, minute later she comes back and straddles him again. This time it's like satin, he's never had a better fuck. He asks her what she did to make it so good, to which she replies --> "I picked all the scabs and let the puss run."

I didn't get any underwear... I feel lost now ;) I guess it'll be commando until next christmas.

4 gig black iPod nano some clothes (alot of ecko and timbaland --> my parents were in the states and I feel bad saying they aren't my thing) And scarfs are a popular thing for girlfriends to make. My ex made me one last year for christmas.

Well clearly, it's not like you ask for much or anything. And really, what else are the druids doing?

That Armor For Sleep cd is fantastic.

I don't see what the big deal is. I celebrate Christmas, therefore if I wish somebody a 'Merry Christmas' I'm not forcing my beliefs (not that I'm religous in anyway) on them, but instead conveying the spirit of the season. I'm not Jewish, but I wouldn't get offended if somebody wished me a Happy Hnaukah(sp?). It's the spirit that the salutation is offered in.

I always liked the christmas song with Snoopy and the Red Baron in it, but damned if I can remember what it's called or who sings it.

Beating to death isn't torture, it's murder. Get with the program.

Nice torture device.

I'm straight, but seeing that sculpted beautiful sculpture of man hair is making me reconsider my decision. I kid, I kid

I hate it with skins on... my grandmother used to make me and my sister eat it like that.

I hate finding a lump in my mashed potatoes. I always wonder if thats really a piece of potatoe.