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Spritzup

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  1. You're nuts must have some pretty good debates. I guess your penis is just sitting on the fence on the major issues. It's looking for a cause it can raise the flag over, a challenge that'll bring out the best in it. I think that's enough.
  2. I'm pretty simple. Any food I can safely eat is a good food for me. But before that it was --> McDonalds Cheeseburgers when I was hammered and Steak and french fries when sober
  3. Thank you, you've gotta love the emo care bear ;)
  4. It's nice to see that agism (sp?) is alive and well in our society.
  5. bah, this thread can't die, I won't allow it!
  6. Well I'm pretty sure I just bombed my exam. Stupid fucking multiple choice with multiple answers. You've gotta choose all the right answers to get the question right, choose one wrong and you get the whole question wrong. I hate my life.
  7. WOW, this is damn long! kirk is dead kirk is dead at 94; led columbia for more than 17 kirk is better kirk is sworn in as our congressman kirk is an artist from northern kirk is a real estate kirk is oem for; * cleveland diesel engine * nordberg kirk is making kirk is better than captain kirk is kool kirk is better than everyone kirk is better than picard kirk is dead at 94 kirk is extremely popular with a very high favorable kirk is better than captain picard kirk is leading singles entering the final round kirk is better than captain picard 42 kirk is an artist from northern ireland kirk is a real estate agent in kelowna kirk is oem for; * cleveland diesel engine * nordberg diesel engine hatch & kirk manufactures and markets parts and rebuilt engines for the following kirk is making speech kirk is less intelligent than dr kirk is better than captain picard 100 kirk is having kittens kirk is important to leatherfolk kirk is gay kirk is better than picard as a spaceship captain kirk is a realtor in kelowna kirk is the captain of choice in trek kirk is a graduate of catawba college kirk is a phaser and a smirk kirk is better than captain picard by hemi and the farkmaster kirk is alive in novels? it's true kirk is the best kirk is at a fancy fundraiser with hillary kirk is the better captain kirk is through growing pains by blanche evans kirk is familiar with the planet since it was the first planet he surveyed kirk is able to locate the arsenal of the outpost and locate a mortar kirk is a junior at holt high school kirk is a leader kirk is quoted as saying kirk is irritated when younger brother moochie corcoran adopts a frisky stray dog kirk is an honest person kirk is the nominee to serve as us senator for the state of texas kirk is well over $225 kirk is assigned to protect bins of wheat from invasion by tiny fuzzballs kirk is wearing britches that only go down to his knees kirk is now the oldest surviving world war i combat pilot and the oldest surviving naval pilot kirk is the shareholder/director responsible for the firm's audit and accounting policies and procedures kirk is an island multi kirk is a wheelchair friendly church with no steps at the front of the building to be negotiated kirk is not the kind of guy who goes against his own beliefs kirk is a proven leader with a record of building coalitions and getting things done kirk is a working church kirk is not the type of democrat they like to run against kirk is "far more kirk is an idealist kirk is president of kirk associates kirk is recording material for ubiquity kirk is made during the next interphase and the time limit passes kirk is no stranger to more traditional forms of writing kirk is a newly formed charity whose main purpose is to raise funds for the preservation and security of the kirk and kirkyard kirk is known as the baron of barbecue and is widely regarded as the world's greatest barbecue cook kirk is in the us senate race kirk is a los angeles based photographer specializing in news and entertainment photography kirk is in the driver's seat kirk is stranded on a savage planet in one of our captains is missing kirk is charged with treason kirk is an exceptional football coach and a terrific person kirk is presently working with teamsoft kirk is still on starbase 11 kirk is now in a "critical" condition according to a report published by the church's board of national mission kirk is one of the first photographers in the tri kirk is styled as the charismatic
  8. hey, hey, hey! I did the university thing. I found it easier than college, but it all depends on where your strengths lie.
  9. wow, just wow. You need help man, serious, serious help. ;)
  10. They are somewhat important, you know, the whole getting a job type thing.
  11. Do you think I'd get out of my exams if suddenly, as my brain turns to mush, it slides out my nose onto my exam paper? Is that even possible? Could it be faked??
  12. So I'm studying for exams right now, fucking retarded. My brain is mush, I have 4 exams in 4 days. Somethings gotta give. I invite my fellow procrstinators to post the madness that tends to bubble into our minds when we're pushing our brain to the max. My random thought --> Could I burn down the school without getting caught?
  13. I don't think anyone was offended... confused more likely.
  14. See BBQ has the right idea. It's being a big jerk right now, but in the appropriate thread, so it's all good! BBQ my non-genderfied friend, being a jerk knows no bound of age, sex, race, marital status, or coolness level. Everyone can be a jerk equally, and there in lies the beauty.
  15. Armor For Sleep - Slip Like Space
  16. Aren't those the best ones?
  17. We can't be that lucky.... I kid, I kid.
  18. Does it really matter?? I'm so very confused ;)
  19. Holy shit, I never realized that. It blows my mind!!
  20. The amusing thing is that if he took the time to type "Shut the fuck up" he wouldn't have had to add the idiotic "5678"
  21. This is a place for jerks to hangout, chill, be jerks to each other, etc. Apparently the only people who like jerks are other jerks. However, everyone at some point is a jerk, it's just a matter of perspective. Therefore I invite everyone to join this thread. My hope is that it'll become a hive of stupidity and randomness not found anywhere in this digital realm. Can You Dig IT!?
  22. The whole topic is irrelevant. We all know people who are older than 18 who should never been allowed to talk, let alone choose the leaders of our country. We also all know people who are far younger than 18 and yet have a wisdom that is far beyond them. I think the biggest bit of B.S in our country with regards to age right now is how they have different ages for everything. For example --> In Ontario --> 18 old enough to choose who should be the next leader of Canada, but not to choose whether you should drink or smoke In USA --> 18 old enough to go and fight in a war, but just make sure you don't drink while you're doing it In Canada --> 16 old enough to consent to sex, and have kids, but not do anything else. Seems a little foolish to me.
  23. Who are you referring too? Dave Matthews or Matt Good?
  24. I owned one, then it started fucking around with my girlfriend, and feeding on the life-force of all around it. So me, the PS2 and the Gamecube laid a trap for it, using a virgin game, still in it's cellophane wrap. After a brief struggle, We tied it up with a power bar, and beat it to death with an X-Box controller (PS2 thought of the irony). We then burned and defecated on the silicon remains in an orgery fire and death. The body is buried in many pieces, each seperated by a vast distance. I will say this though, I did send the logo to Mr. Gates, the creator of this evil.
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