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I'm pretty sure it's just regular animal sex, but apparently it really hurts the female and she pretty much scratches the male's face off when it's done.

There should be no apostrophe there!!!!

Followed by an exclamation point!!!!

Wanna know how my day went? Here's part of an email chain with a fellow employee in the hell I call my job: "Well, I've just come to the horrifying conclusion that I'd rather be dead than work here full time. So how to I explain to my bf - who expects me to not only work here for another year and a half/two years and eventually go back to full time in order to get a decent mortgage rating - that I would rather get a life insurance policy, hire someone to kill me and make it look natural and give him the money with that policy to pay off the house rather than work here full time? He says I just "don't like working" period and - as much as he has a point that yeah, shitty medium-wage jobs suck balls and I'd rather sit and eat bon-bons - THIS PLACE IS HELL AND I'D RATHER BE DEAD OR A PROSTITUTE (which is basically the same thing) THAN WORK HERE he just doesn't get it. How do you put that in terms someone can understand?" So yeah. Not well. ;)

something tells me all the best shit in the movie we've seen in the trailer. I'll probably go see in anyway. Hell, I went to see the Grudge, nothing can be worse than that...

I'll have to say this one. Cheddar cheese: strong or mild?

I already asked this a while ago ;)

I totally just saw that joke of That '70s Show last night. ;) phail.

Gather all the people I love together and shoot some herion and enjoy the last few hours of life. How long do you feel is appropriate to date before getting engaged?

twice. But on purpose. I am an andriod. White bread or brown?

Think about it...it's a metaphor. CRACK. Hello? Who is your favuorite Beatle?

that's what I'm going for, yeah.

that's what I'm going for, yeah.

yeah, nazi boards are a bitch that way. HEY LETS TALK ABOUT MATT GOOD AND AVRIL EVERYBODY!!!

what in the holy fuck is this thread about?

Gee, I hope they do the same thing as their "remake" of Psycho and just copy it frame-for-frame and STILL manage to have it suck serious balls thus wasting everyone's time once again. That would be awesome.